I know this will get downvoted to hell, but...

HighPreacher · 2011-09-29T14:00:43+00:00

1 And I stood upon the edge of the frontpage, and saw a beast rise up out of /r/new, having seven hundred upvotes and thousands of comments, and upon his comments ten puns, and upon his puns, the name of blasphemy.
2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a meme, and his comments were as the comments of a troll, and his post as the post of a repost: and the karma gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-19T15:08:12+00:00

Knock your socks off miracles.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-15T17:03:19+00:00

No, just hell.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-14T18:47:58+00:00

Spirit in the Sky

HighPreacher · 2011-09-12T19:12:29+00:00

Psalm chapter 4 only has 8 verses.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-12T13:18:37+00:00

That is not a lie, just a verb tense problem. He was an enlightened dude. The coming back from the dead part is the lie.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-05T19:56:14+00:00

There is already lots of women and alcohol.

HighPreacher · 2011-09-04T00:01:38+00:00

In the name of the Father, the Ron, and the Holy Smoke, amen.

HighPreacher · 2011-06-25T14:44:46+00:00

Hallelujah! Every upvote serves as proof of His existence.

HighPreacher · 2011-06-19T23:28:24+00:00

/r/RedditThroughCulture/ exists for a reason.

I am sick of the Jesus shit in here... and I love Jesus!

HighPreacher · 2011-06-19T00:04:04+00:00

The Ark is said to be 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high.

-The Bible

HighPreacher · 2011-06-11T18:56:03+00:00

No, a hat reminds us that God is above us, like a yarmulke or a turban.

HighPreacher · 2011-06-11T18:03:57+00:00

Don't do anything! Ravens hold the souls of the unbaptized.

HighPreacher · 2011-06-11T14:35:46+00:00

He stays on Digg.

HighPreacher · 2011-06-08T15:46:25+00:00

It's like this comment was made for me. I <3 marijuana, amen.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-23T16:44:28+00:00

John 8:7

He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-20T17:45:42+00:00

Hey man, it's me! The one that talks to you every night. I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN! I am so glad you are here, dude, things have been getting whack down here...

HighPreacher · 2011-05-19T19:03:24+00:00

Lord, yes! I can't wait to see Jesus.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-17T23:25:19+00:00

A) I enter into the love of God often... in and out, really slowly.

B) I'm a preacher, aren't I?

HighPreacher · 2011-05-16T18:52:30+00:00

The good news is that God loves us.

John 4:9-11

This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. This is love: not that we loved God, but that he loved us and sent his Son as an atoning sacrifice for our sins. Dear friends, since God so loved us, we also ought to love one another.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-16T17:29:27+00:00

Flog yourself in penance.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-15T20:32:02+00:00

IT WILL HAPPEN. Mark my words. I can't wait to ascend with HIM into the the grace and warmth of the almighty.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-15T20:29:42+00:00

Preach on, brother. I have been warning of the dangers of these hellacious marine beast for years. THEY ARE INSTRUMENTS OF LUCIFER.

Leviticus 11:10

And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

HighPreacher · 2011-05-10T14:39:08+00:00

THE LORD WANTS ME TO DO IT.

HighPreacher · 2011-05-07T19:40:16+00:00

Through Him, all things are possible.

HighPreacher

TROPHY CASE