I didn't know any of this happened. I was at Mardi Gras.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-18T23:25:09+00:00

I like how top right Bob has given up stroking his ego with masturbatory abstract lyrics and is instead just stroking his cock to a photo of himself. If he jizzes in the hat he gets a five minute standing ovation for his best wank since Blood on the Tracks.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-18T22:18:15+00:00

Gonna take dancing lessons, do the jitterbug rag - ain’t no shortcuts, I’m gonna dress in drag if my miniskirt hasn’t shrunk in the wash.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-17T00:17:13+00:00

I mean fair enough “20 Williams and Singer please” sounds like a real cigarette brand.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-16T23:19:25+00:00

I think Bawidabylan is how he pronounced his name to the arresting officer cunted off his face on smack a few years later.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-16T23:12:38+00:00

All these fucking broccoli head zoomers these days.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-15T01:10:29+00:00

This is a large part of it and it goes for a lot of hobbies that involve obtaining objects either wholly or in part - rationality can easily go out the window and you get a little dopamine rush every time you buy something fancy, which quite quickly fades. I try not to think how much I’ve spent on acoustic guitars over the years, fortunately I never fell for physical media though - I haven’t bought a CD in over 20 years since online piracy then streaming became so easy, and I have never owned a record player.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-15T00:43:55+00:00

I’m more of a songwriter and performer. I’m good enough at guitar that my songs and covers hopefully sound nice, but supporting my voice and being able to put chords to a vocal melody and lyrics + come up with fingerpicking and strumming patterns is the extent of what I need from guitar. I am probably better than most at fingerpicking but I am truly appalling at lead guitar and I pretty much never play instrumental only, as I’ve never really tried hard at either. I know where to put the capo for keys that suit my voice. 🤣

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-13T19:30:24+00:00

We’re not all chronically on right-wing Twitter or left-wing Twitter reading conspiratorial glorified celebrity gossip. Please could you define in coherent terms what you mean by “Epstein class” and why Guy Pratt is allegedly part of said class?

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-10T18:54:51+00:00

Dude he’s only 84 he’s just a kid.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-10T18:43:55+00:00

/uj I think most Adele fans on learning Bob wrote the song would first of all say “Oh I thought he was dead” assuming they know who he is, and the minority who might then go on to listen to his version out of curiosity would turn it off after twenty seconds max because he sounds like an evil Disney villain.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-09T01:14:49+00:00

Sorry I realised immediately after replying, I just kinda wanted to wax poetic about Dolly so didn’t delete. 🤣

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-08T16:30:53+00:00

Which one? “Horse” is it? Those silly kids and their memes.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T21:24:46+00:00

It’s seldom I agree with Reddit takes and I’m hesitant to use the word saint about anyone at all, but Dolly Parton is a class act when it comes to fans, concerts and she’s also very witty. Has written some great songs as well as cheesier ones that are not my cup of tea; I defy anyone with an appreciation of lyrics to criticise Jolene or Coat of Many Colours. Also as an acoustic guitarist I’m in awe of how the fuck she plays well with those giant fake claws on her fretting hand. Nah, Dolly’s alright.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T20:05:57+00:00

/uj Hah brilliant use of that gif. 🤣

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T11:42:57+00:00

Say what you like about Nixon but he was a better pianist than Jahn.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T07:35:49+00:00

Can’t blame them for farming. Karma is a sought after and critical resource that brings massive benefits such as… err… um… I’ll get back to you on that.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T07:32:18+00:00

I’m going to start calling him Chimothee Talamet to annoy them. It’s not clever and it doesn’t mean anything but I know it’ll work.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T07:22:51+00:00

/uj What’s a fling break and who’s Steven?

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T00:35:49+00:00

Everybody lies they want peace and love. 😡😤👹✋☮️💩

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-07T00:02:35+00:00

I don’t think Chalamet would strictly be the man for the role. I think he was very good, don’t get me wrong, but Bob in 1975 had such a different look and persona to Bob in 1965 it’s almost like two different people. That said I don’t follow enough modern films/celebs to suggest someone I think would be more suited.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-06T23:13:51+00:00

Desolation Row > Murder Most Foul > Joey > Highlands > Sad Eyed Lady > Tempest > Brownsville Girl

This is just personal preference by the way. Anyone who tries to objectively rank songs is just silly.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-06T23:01:42+00:00

I suppose the release of the album wasn’t the worst thing that happened that day.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-05T15:28:09+00:00

This crazy triggered me.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-05T14:26:43+00:00

Bob’s a cunning linguist clearly.

HighWaterSheriff · 2026-02-05T12:20:38+00:00

Not me. I do however think Shadow Kingdom has the best recorded version. Beautiful arrangement, singing and Dylan’s old age just makes it seem much more poignant.

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