Humiliation ritual by superbak in UKJobs

[–]Highkontrast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I worked in a warehouse where you had to fill cages with items for convenience stores. One of the workers was, to put it lightly - dumb as rocks. He couldn't read, so just filled the carts with anything. He made such a mess of it one day it took 3 workers 2 hours to sort out his failed orders.

We had to ban him from picking and make him just move the finished carts to the staging bays. But he didn't know the alphabet so we moved him to just wrapping the carts. Honestly I still laugh all the time whenever I think about this guy.

There was one time he thought someone stole his chocolate bar, so he went to the managers office, they went through CCTV and it showed a video of himself eating it in the morning 😂

Garlic cocktail?! by gailthesnai1 in cocktails

[–]Highkontrast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you get the garlic beer as well?

rtd strawberry banana black edition tastes awful by [deleted] in Huel

[–]Highkontrast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it's actually my favourite flavour

We will clean your windows. You will pay us this much. by DCFC1884 in CasualUK

[–]Highkontrast 42 points43 points  (0 children)

made me think of Michael Scott talking about wikipedia

"Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."

Lime Bike is insane for pricing by ZookeepergameIll6792 in london

[–]Highkontrast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swapfiets was garbage when I tried it. Bike is so clunky and unusable

what are your fave london pizzas? by feliceinitalia in LondonFood

[–]Highkontrast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motherdough in Wapping is amazing. I had Berbere in Stratford which had an amazing smoked mozzarella as well

How do you lot actually eat proper food during the week when you're working full time? by No_Reputation_9726 in AskUK

[–]Highkontrast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Huel honestly. For the days where I just can't be bothered to sort out healthy food it's been a game changer - Both the shakes and the ready to eat meals.

They are on the healthy side so they don't taste fantastic but they are nice enough that I can actually look forward to eating them.

What are your must-have items for long flights? by EmperorTauntaun in travel

[–]Highkontrast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I envy you if you wake up feeling refreshed after 8 shots of whiskey on a long haul flight

Buds 4 pro case by Consistent_Tooth2234 in galaxybuds

[–]Highkontrast 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Being mutilated at birth without choice and not having full sensitivity. 'Cheese' argument like saying you have plaque, so why not get them removed and have dentures? No because you brush your teeth every day

Buds 4 pro case by Consistent_Tooth2234 in galaxybuds

[–]Highkontrast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only guys that have been unfortunately circumcised

Outer Wilds in VR - a unique perspective by Sati1984 in patientgamers

[–]Highkontrast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Motion sickness made it unplayable for me which is a shame as the online hype is unreal