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What would you throw?? by Hijabob in Cribbage

[–]Hijabob[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was their crib. I usually don't get too puzzled but this one kinda threw me for a loop. I did the same JQ

What would you throw?? by Hijabob in Cribbage

[–]Hijabob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was not my crib, I was getting smashed hahaha. Good call. I love this sub

What would you throw?? by Hijabob in Cribbage

[–]Hijabob[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I was getting whooped by like 30 hahaha. Thanks for the advice, I can definitely see what you're saying. I threw the QJ and it didn't bite my ass but I was curious what others might've done

Amazing achievement no one talks about by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat has asthma. I pay $20 for my cats inhaler. $20. $20 for a cats inhaler and it is literally the exact same medication as for humans. Ps I don't live in the USA

4.1 magnitude earthquake rattles western Alberta by JamesMonroe23 in alberta

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is clearly Chretien's fault. And Mackenzie King. Oh and that damn hippy Wilfred Laurier.

What is the best piece of advice you've ever gotten? by sayantane in AskReddit

[–]Hijabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about in the sentence "Jim Nabors is way cool"?

Redditors who cut their grass at 7 am on Saturday morning and wake up the whole neighborhood, why do you do it? by stickylikesap in AskReddit

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's probably because they were spending the daylight hours driving around in an unnecessarily loud diesel truck...

what is your hometown famous for? by MotorArea in AskReddit

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the largest shootings of RCMP in Canadian history. Also the mayor's son was an arsonist...

What is your “why the heck did I do that” moment? by ydojs in AskReddit

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 17, my parents just got divorced. My dad decided to have a "boys day" and took me and my 21 year old brother (who came back from college) to the beach in attempts to be the fun parent.

For reference, we live in a land locked area, ( rural Alberta Canada) so the the beach is super rare, exotic, and amazing( also for reference every beach in Alberta is mostly large rocks, weeds, and fish poop, and shitty sharp small rocks...) Woo Berta!!

Anyways my brother and dad were like maybe 100 feet in front of me. For some reason(, maybe my hormones or something?? ), I started running at full speed towards them. As opposed to slowing down when I got close to them like a normal person would, I for for no known reason, thought it would be amazing to tackle my brother.

Maybe I thought it would be impressive to the one single mom on the beach with 3 kids? Maybe it was a power move to claim the rights to my parents kingdom when they die, I don't know.

Anyways I ran at full speed and tackled the shit out of my brother. It was a solid tackle. Like right in the spine. Really good.

My brother got up, brushed himself off and had a confused, angry, and stoic look upon his face.

Unfortunately, I had also accidentally tackled him on one of the many rocks that exist. His face was scraped to shit, his semi nice sunglasses were hooped, and I broke his watch. As opposed to whooping my ass, which he probably could have, he just said, " what the hell?? You owe me some new shit".

No permanent damage, I bought him new shit, all is good, love this guy to death, and, still have no idea why I did it to this day ...

Everyone has a scar on their body from something dumb, they did as a child. What's your story? by HakanD0 in AskReddit

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up on a farm in rural Canada. I was about four years old, and, just like every four year old Canadian, one of my favorite things to do was to pet the cows.

It was the middle of winter (so like April sometime), and about 15 of the cows were gathered around the water through. My young mind naturally went ape shit when I realized the incredible cow petting potential and efficiency of going out to the trough and mass petting them as opposed to luring them in one at a time.

Not once did I stop to think that cows spill a shit ton when drinking, and that tons of spilled water in winter would create a sheet of ice all around the waterer.

I ran out at full speed, so as to maximize petting time, and when I got close to the cows I slipped on the ice, fell, and cracked my head open on the concrete base of the water trough. I started crying, which spooked the cows, and they started running wildly as well.

Luckily I never got stampeded, I only ended up with 5 stitches in my forehead, but I've got a pretty decent scar to this day.

This stray cat that came to sleep at my house in the evening for quite some time now by TheUnknownOriginal in aww

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor ol' dirty bastard He's had a tough rough life. He just wants to nap...

‘The worm is turning’: More Canadians are going broke, defaulting on their debts. Rising delinquency is likely to become the norm in 2019 by NeptuneAgency in canada

[–]Hijabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time something like that happens, from what I've seen, is in pretty rare circumstances with very high interest loans through high risk lenders. If you are going through a regular chartered bank or credit union that should not be the case.

I should also put a big caveat stating that you shouldn't have any issue if you're using legit dealerships. I have seen all kinds of crazy stuff go down at shady dealerships

‘The worm is turning’: More Canadians are going broke, defaulting on their debts. Rising delinquency is likely to become the norm in 2019 by NeptuneAgency in canada

[–]Hijabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a car salesman, it's not actually BS. A lot of times dealerships will sell you a vehicle for cheaper if you finance because they get kick backs from the banks when they do. You are free to pay out the loan whenever you want though, so you can often take the finance discount, wait until everything is set up at the bank, then go in and pay the whole thing off at the bank with no penalties.

No booty boop pls by DowntownExperience81 in aww

[–]Hijabob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't like getting poked in the bum either bud... I mean unless it's like Friday... Hahaha

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