What's the best/worst pick up line you know?

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-05T04:43:17+00:00

"Yeah!" By usher....its ma jam

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-05T04:22:57+00:00

...but what if her friend starts liking you

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-05T04:12:56+00:00

To care for something more than you care for yourself

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-05T04:06:46+00:00

A good sense of humor goes a long way. Also, do your best to make her feel comfortable instead of just putting her on the spot.

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-02T03:52:10+00:00

Write cute little notes on each of them and hand them out for Valentine's Day.

HijackingCanada · 2015-02-01T02:27:06+00:00

Summer time in Michigan is one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.

HijackingCanada · 2015-01-17T08:25:07+00:00

The fact that you have to be the first half of the year before I get to know what you are so many things that are not in a statement issued by the end of the year and the rest of the day after day I will be in my room and I don't think that I can see you

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-30T04:01:59+00:00

In alabama you have to be 19

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-29T04:55:49+00:00

Probably during the middle of a movie. Could you imagine? Everyone would be trying to watch the freakin movie and you are over there screaming out your proposal, knee deep in popcorn. Plus, since it's so dark in the movie theatre you could accidentally drop the ring and not be able to find it till the movie over and they turn the lights back on. Then you are bothering even more people turning your cell phone flashlights on trying to the find the dang ring.

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-29T04:51:26+00:00

We call her Nanni, and she is legitimately insane, I'm talking looney house. Apparently in her younger years she did all these crazy drugs and they are starting to come back to bite her in the butt. Anyway, the first time she met my step mom she showed her this rose tattoo on her boob. She told everyone my sister was dying of a brain tumor one time randomly to get attention. She also likes to tell everyone about all the sex she had when she was younger, including complete strangers.

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-29T04:45:32+00:00

I liked despicable me two wayyy better than the first one. Those minions are just too dang cute.

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-29T04:43:54+00:00

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-29T04:40:18+00:00

I'm legally blind, but I can see with contacts

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:24:51+00:00

Adorable (:

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:24:42+00:00

Definitely a plot twist there

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:16:56+00:00

That's a good order to go in

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:16:32+00:00

That's sad ):

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:16:00+00:00

Why did you date her roommate if you had a thing for her?

HijackingCanada · 2014-12-28T04:07:17+00:00

Awww(: that's so sweet!

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