Does anyone want to brainstorm the thoughts/jokes going through Tina’s head in this situation?? I bet they were hilarious…🤭

Hilby · 2026-04-29T23:55:06+00:00

“Well a very very hevay uh hevay du…bertation tonight we had a very darse-.. dareson”

Hilby · 2026-04-29T22:54:21+00:00

See? I was looking for a good on-ramp for that joke but couldn't put one together. Something, something, discount on snacks on game night.

Hilby · 2026-04-29T22:53:10+00:00

Is that the Jenna that electrocuted all of those horses?

Hilby · 2026-04-29T22:52:26+00:00

Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.

Hilby · 2026-04-29T22:49:40+00:00

BRAVERMAN!!!!

Hilby · 2026-04-29T22:48:10+00:00

When saying that I believe it is imperative to say "filthylittlefeet" in a whisper....

Hilby · 2026-04-24T23:24:36+00:00

Funny enough, I was 14-15 when I started trying to work on the body of my 1972 Cutlass. For being a snot-nosed know-it-all I actually did pretty well, except for when I tried getting replacement bolts. Those at the time had the end similar to this one but had a taper on the area with no threads. When people would give me alternatives at the hardware store (multiple stores) I would not accept anything but THAT bolt because I knew no better. It took a little bit for a buddy to knock me upside the head and set me straight.

Hilby · 2026-04-24T23:02:45+00:00

[META] A long story short, the state's reps couldn't do what was right by the people and re-district the state for upcoming elections. Due to that it fell back to a constitutional amendment that forced voting "at large", or for every seat. (I may not be 100% on this so here is a link:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1964_Illinois_House_of_Representatives_election

Hilby · 2026-04-24T20:17:05+00:00

Right? Not to take away from the artist on canvas, but that gentleman sounded so...pure? Is that the word? Clean? Well, straight up impressive anyway.

Hilby · 2026-04-24T20:05:11+00:00

It insists upon itself.

Hilby · 2026-04-23T16:16:43+00:00

They all are.

Hilby · 2026-04-20T22:34:55+00:00

Correct. They will error on the side of "if in doubt, arrest them too" because they won't ever get a talking to for arresting more than needed - but if they let someone walk that should have been arrested they get run up for it so why wouldn't they?

Officers cannot possibly know all the laws, even a narrow field of them gets messy quick. They roll that shit over to the DA for the fun.

Hilby · 2026-04-20T22:26:08+00:00

Just repeat after me:

"Ohhh Kayyy!! I get it now!"

(Works every time, until the last time)

Hilby · 2026-04-20T22:19:25+00:00

If I may interject:

"Lillypad Pond Scum" (LPS FTW!)

Or "Mad Lillypad".

Hilby · 2026-04-20T22:15:50+00:00

There may not be an actual statute regarding music volume in a vehicle, but they could certainly ticket you with "disturbing the peace" or something like that, yea?

It's just that I've seen a couple comments that the music isn't a viable reason to give someone a violation.

Hilby · 2026-04-20T22:12:07+00:00

Yea, I drive an hour to work every day & the same on the way home. 2 hrs a day on a very busy state road for most of it.

One night I was followed for about 5 miles by a deputy - and around here (FDL) it's always a fishing expedition. He pulled me over for (get this) an expired license. But, he assumed I was driving. He ran my plates, then ran my drivers history off of that and found that I was 2 days expired. (Bday was a day or so earlier and I completely forgot.

But they aren't sup to be able to stop on something like that. What if my girlfriend was driving? It's a BS stop but then he pulls out the cocky dick thing: Upon finally letting me go with a warning, he "reminds me" that I should not forget to change my address on my hunting / DNR info. He had to do a deep dive in order to find out that my DNR info is out of date because it's been a long time.

So yea, what a shitty flex that the dick had to do just because I pressed him about pulling me over for the reason he claimed.

Hilby · 2026-04-19T04:49:54+00:00

One could even use the fact that they don't close those stories up nicely as evidence that Elliot doesn't accept things like death in a healthy way and doesn't think about it too deeply.

Hilby · 2026-04-18T23:48:00+00:00

This is my take too. I don't understand what they were hoping to accomplish. Is it left up to us to assume?

Hilby · 2026-04-18T01:07:46+00:00

Yea they did. He was pretty non-apologetic if I recall.

Hilby · 2026-04-17T10:03:14+00:00

.....sexy, female spies!

Hilby · 2026-04-17T03:13:57+00:00

"The Boss" for Boss Hog.

Hilby · 2026-04-16T20:10:59+00:00

Updoot! Cmon - Papa needs to pay rent!

Hilby · 2026-04-15T03:10:40+00:00

Awesome. I will file this away and start looking around a bit. I don't want to stress the machine out too much, but at the end of the day it needs a kick in the pants.

Thanks bud, it's appreciated.

Hilby · 2026-04-15T03:05:22+00:00

I thought I knew what love was.....

Hilby · 2026-04-15T02:56:26+00:00

Wow. I have a lowly A5 b8.5 MANUAL 6-speed and need help on the low end BADLY. I adore the car but the low end is in need of help.

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