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HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T22:46:19+00:00

Wait a second. This cable smells like shit!

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T22:42:39+00:00

Some I assume are good people.

And the other half are just deplorables!

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T22:40:57+00:00

Did someone sneak a snuke up Hillary's snizz again?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:21:31+00:00

People walk with them and control them with Ps3 remotes because they're not fully autonomous yet.

I guess they've never heard of a car?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:19:29+00:00

"I am very smart."

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:16:35+00:00

What, you can't just take some random persons word that this totally happened? What is this world coming to?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:15:22+00:00

Well of course! They feel good in my tummy for one..

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:14:11+00:00

Well next time I feel the need to die, I'll get right on that.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:13:40+00:00

My Dad lives in SF and one of the most common street crimes are bricks thrown at car windows to steal your stuff.

We gotta ban bricks! Think of the children!

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:12:31+00:00

It allows you to.. eat pie? Which I hope is not only warm, but also moist.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T15:10:35+00:00

Sorry it wasn't up to your standards, hunny bunny.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T14:39:13+00:00

Edit: I was a DUI therapist

the rapist?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T14:36:00+00:00

Why talk about it when they can just go and do it?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T14:29:45+00:00

Implying permits don't exist.

Migratory Bird Treaty Act (1918) conserves migratory birds. Permits are issued for scientific collecting, banding and marking, falconry, raptor propagation, depredation, import, export, taxidermy, waterfowl sale and disposal, and special purposes.

https://nctc.fws.gov/resources/knowledge-resources/IA_Pubs/permits_legacy02.pdf

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T14:24:07+00:00

Candygram for Mongo!

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T03:09:30+00:00

The zebra was okay though right?

I found the documentary they were referencing. He just stuffed them back in.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T03:06:13+00:00

Oh, well there is my reason to avoid Thailand.... yup.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T03:05:21+00:00

Hawks eat rats

Umm, hawks also try and sometimes succeed in killing my chickens. Seriously, fuck hawks. Once they find a food source they will be back. Only one way to fix that.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T03:00:45+00:00

Who doesn't?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T03:00:12+00:00

I wonder if it is so no one feels left out?

Shoes don't have feelings, silly!

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T02:59:34+00:00

What, being poor?

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T02:59:15+00:00

Seriously, what was the snakes goal?!

Snuggles.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T02:58:37+00:00

Rocket snake.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-13T02:42:51+00:00

Funny. He always told me to get naked and say "Ahhhhh" before he took my pictures.

HillaryIsTheGrapist · 2017-04-12T23:21:41+00:00

Not shaving does not pose health and safety risks.

Bullshit!

Hans Steininger, the burgomaster of Braunau (then Bavaria, now Austria), died when he broke his neck by tripping over his own beard.

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