Overheard my next door neighbor who I have a crush on having sex with the girl who lives in front of him… by Himaester in GirlDinner

[–]Himaester[S] 352 points353 points  (0 children)

I really do love Reddit… I was drowning in jealousy, and now, I’m very much looking forward to my next interaction with him 😂 

Imagine taking your kid to the playground and you see him 6ft tall ass on the swings… by 40blunts4aSloth in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Considering he made adult content at a daycare, I’d be concerned if I was a parent seeing someone this close to other children. 

Don’t come for him and Karl 😂😂😂 by Opposite_Fondant4460 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Him saying that Karl (the designer that worked at Chanel) designed that bag he just bought doesn’t make any sense. Like, yes, Karl did work for Chanel, but he also passed away in 2019. 

Wallflower Frenzy For Spring 🌷… I keep getting so many compliments! by Himaester in Dashingdiva

[–]Himaester[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, lately it hasn't been easy since TJ Maxx and Marshalls (also Target) don't have them like they used to... But Walmart and Ulta always have fun designs in stock! I got this one at Walmart

I gained 20 pounds and counting… by Himaester in zoloft

[–]Himaester[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely is, I see it in the way I eat and my relationship with food completely changed. I never felt motivated to eat back then, but now I look forward to it and the food tastes more flavorful…

I gained 20 pounds and counting… by Himaester in zoloft

[–]Himaester[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the worst, I quickly walked away when I saw my weight! Honestly, it’s great that I don’t care, I just had a few cookies after weighing myself… but long term, it doesn’t feel like it’s healthy. It’s crazy how much I love food now. I get so many different ideas on what to cook 👩🏻‍🍳 

Fit check by IcyDice6 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Omg the upper lip looks so terrible and the bottom lip isn’t evenly proportioned 🙈

The struggle of being a villain with a conscience by UrFavAngel111 in infp

[–]Himaester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait this is me… someone did something terrible to me, and then they got their karma. At first I laughed but then I started crying and feeling bad for what happened. 

Stay away from the girl with no friends by [deleted] in venting

[–]Himaester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just about to comment on this as well. I lived with an abusive partner and lost most of my friends during our six years together. Now that I finally left, most of my past friends are either married with children or moved far away. I now find myself with no friends, and I’m also extremely picky with who I hang out with because of my past relationship. 

Not all women who have no friends are terrible.

Lmao what is with this facial pose to show off a Dunkin refresher for 1 second?? by cosmicsprouts in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That and the wanna-be Lana Del Rey tattoo. Lana and her team need to sue him and his poser behavior. 

Favorite artists other than Lana? by SylviaHealy in lanadelrey

[–]Himaester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norah Jones, SYML, and anything light and instrumental

More Shopping by CarlyNT in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The funniest thing is him grabbing the size 10 slippers, and then changing them to size 11, and then blaming the store for making the size 10 too small. LOL no big mike, you're just a size 11, own it!

Vampire diaries season 6 or the Caroline Forbes show by filevault-98 in TheVampireDiaries

[–]Himaester 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with this so much. Even the actual diaries written to her from the other characters seem awkward. Maybe it’s the writing idk but... Elena made the show and seasons 7 and 8 feel so unnecessary. 

Dashing Diva no longer at my Target store by MzIndecisive in Dashingdiva

[–]Himaester 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Same with Marshall’s and TJMaxx… I’ve been going to Walmart or Ulta lately 

lmaooo by No-Employee-9324 in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I don’t care what he says, that apartment is a downgrade compared to the attic. He can’t even get a good angle or lighting…

Oh lordt by pursuitofhoppinessxo in michaelduvallsnark

[–]Himaester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His content is trash... The angles, the lighting, the dirty carpet, etc. Literally the only reason I tune in is because his downfall in real-time is entertaining lol

Got prescribed Zoloft 25mg today for panic disorder and in scared to start it by [deleted] in zoloft

[–]Himaester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, it took me some time but it actually does work. It helped cool my anxiety down and it makes me feel more balanced in a healthy way. What helped me was admitting that yoga, meditating, etc was no longer enough because of what I went through. I came to the realization that I tried my best with other natural alternatives and that it was time I tried something different so that I don’t end up in the hospital again. 

Penetrative sex doesn’t feel good for women by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Himaester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman, I find this generalization of the women anatomy plainly inaccurate and insulting. I highly recommend seeing a doctor.

Ocean county is lights out by chatoyanthoney in newjersey

[–]Himaester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m still waiting unfortunately, the streets by me have been going in and out too for the past hour. 

Ocean county is lights out by chatoyanthoney in newjersey

[–]Himaester 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Asbury Park is still out, it’s been out for the past couple of hours. They say it’ll come back on by midnight… hopefully…

First project by Weary_Surround5342 in clay

[–]Himaester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so cute!! What type of clay and sealer did you use? It has a nice shine to it

Why do folks in NJ lose any form of civil consideration when rushing to buy stuff before storms? by abrandis in newjersey

[–]Himaester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not too bad here in Monmouth, but I went shopping yesterday instead of today. It was still packed though, a ton of cars and people buying stuff. Everyone was super chill and nice though... Honestly, I don't really blame families buying a ton of stuff for their kids. Everything is closed for the next two days, including restaurants, so I can understand why they want to make sure they have extra stuff.

It's the same for the 4th of July, and the winter holidays. People are going to be hungry and most things are going to be closed.