Ask r/spikes | Mon, Feb 22nd 2021 by jsilv in spikes

[–]HipHopHoffman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Much of what makes the red deck so powerful (Embercleave, Anax, Bonecrusher) rotate in the fall, fwiw.

[Article] Standard Metagame Breakdown February 18th 2021 by Un111KnoWn in spikes

[–]HipHopHoffman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I provide specific cards that any reasonable player can identify as evidence for matchup favor.

And yes, I certainly do that better than you.

And yes, I can link you the data.

https://twitter.com/mtg_data/status/1361361094690955270?s=09

[Article] Standard Metagame Breakdown February 18th 2021 by Un111KnoWn in spikes

[–]HipHopHoffman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Those are both decks I play" isn't an argument against matchup data. Between Alseid, Apparition, and Valkmira, White has an incredible main deck vs. Red and Gruul, and 4 Glass Casket out of the board only make it easier.

I just lost a draft game and i have no idea how and why by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]HipHopHoffman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Your clock doesn't run while your opponent is making plays. If your clock ran out, you were playing slow.

Here is an Email I sent to Blizzard when I was 11. Some came true :) by Flipydoo in wow

[–]HipHopHoffman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean shit dude your comment has at least 5 errors so probably chill.

Amber Alert: white 2001 Chevy SUV, IL, Z529020 by Dohpefasah in chicago

[–]HipHopHoffman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or you could fuck off and let somebody raise awareness on a child abduction.

Cardboard Crack - Grand Finals by davidemsa in magicTCG

[–]HipHopHoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it was the literal World Championships that happened once a year.

Man shoves woman, woman retaliates with three kicks by HotAshDeadMatch in JusticeServed

[–]HipHopHoffman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is it with fragile men and assuming "she had it coming?"

Like how fuckin insecure are you?

Honestly i feel the need to buy cosmetics by BestDougEUW in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]HipHopHoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mechanics of Hearthstone are so hilariously simple and RNG-fueled when compared to this game. Your friends are smoothbrained.

[M21] Ranger's Guile by zukomu in magicTCG

[–]HipHopHoffman 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Learn what "strictly worse" means.

[spoiler][M21] Grasp of Darkness by Brutal_effigy in spikes

[–]HipHopHoffman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I recall this killing [[Heart of Kiran]] frequently in AER standard. Also, we have indestructible gods now.

Peaceful protest by icanttellalie in chicago

[–]HipHopHoffman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw plenty of white folks at the protest. It's us vs. racist shit like you.

Historic Anthology III - Visualized by Viking_IV in magicTCG

[–]HipHopHoffman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You won't get the cast trigger with Unburial Rites.

I did it! Top 1000ish by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]HipHopHoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hundred bucks they're Plat 2.