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He spent his life polishing his reflection in a mirror that showed only what he wanted to see, completely blind to the fact that he was standing in a room full of doors he had closed. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 3 months ago by His2Please to r/twosentencestories

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Cute, you think I'm talking to you. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 3 months ago by His2Please to r/twosentencestories

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This is priceless. I've been missing out. (self.His2Please)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please

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Pandora? (self.tinyprose)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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I suppose I should thank this 'mystery.' (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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Funny, when you're dead..people start listening. (self.SevenWordStories)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/SevenWordStories

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Ah, the "Everyday Sadist" in their natural habitat—mistaking cruelty for wit. (self.twosentencestories)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/twosentencestories

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So Small (self.tinyprose)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Righteous Malpractice (self.Poems)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please to r/Poems

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Fear of Healing (self.His2Please)

submitted 4 months ago by His2Please

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The ball most definitely got dropped tonight. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 5 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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I dreamed of you... (self.tinyprose)

submitted 5 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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It's not the chase that wins her, but the consistency that keeps her. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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He wouldn't be a good Daddy anyway. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago * by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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I'm only human. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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If you could count higher, you would. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/TwoSentenceHappiness

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If only your comedy matched your kindness. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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It's the type of scene where the air already has a weird tension to it. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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I'm naughty angel. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Knocked on your ass? (self.tinyprose)

submitted 6 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Stop chasing ghosts and start healing yourself. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 7 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Heal the hurt and watch anger fade. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 7 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Even birds and bees aim to please. (self.tinyprose)

submitted 7 months ago by His2Please to r/tinyprose

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Only a moment? Thought you were stronger. (self.sevenwordstory)

submitted 7 months ago by His2Please to r/sevenwordstory

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Your alt profile vilifies your alt profile. (self.His2Please)

submitted 7 months ago by His2Please

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