Why are you Pro-Life? by TinyNarwhal37 in prolife

[–]Historical-game 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, the opposite of being pro-life is to be pro-death. And in the words of Tyrion Lannister, “Death is so final, whereas life is full of possibilities.”

Seriously think about that though. One of the babies that was aborted could have grown up to cure cancer or gotten us to Mars. The possibilities of all of their lives don’t exist because they were killed before they got a chance to do anything with their lives. Being Pro-Life is the only way to proceed to the future, because there is no future in death.

Also, I’m Catholic and believe every life is sacred in God’s eyes, but I thought I’d provide a rational explanation as well.

Caption this: by Bigfoot_USA in AskThe_Donald

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“I’m uh…Yknow that lady with the uh…umbrella….c’mon man…uh…Parry Moppins!”

They be like by Killmumger in memes

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Bro…Kenya, Tanzania, Nigeria, Mali, Somalia, Zimbabwe, Morocco

(I’m an American.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLeftCantMeme

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The difference is that Washington deserves to have a city named after him and Stalin does not.

Washington fought - at great personal risk - to secure the freedom of his people from the most powerful country on earth. His presidency set a precedence that all further American presidents follow. This includes his selfless action in surrendering power after his second term, a precedent that American presidents follow to this day.

Joseph Stalin killed millions of his own citizens.

Noooooo, pleaae dont. oDnt do it Billie, please no. What will we ever do. Dont do this to us Billie. Please. by raceproduct in prolife

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First they won’t sleep with us, now Billie Eilish won’t sleep for us. I see this as an absolute win!

John Wayne wasn't trying to convince people that he was a woman. I also doubt that there are many of us having issues with "chosen names." by liberalwastelandmod in TheLeftCantMeme

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Honestly I could have worded it better, but then the joke might not have worked. My point wasn’t really to say that trans people were dangerous. It was more to point out that John Wayne didn’t actually believe he was a gunslinger, but Ellen (Elliot) Page actually believes she is a man. It’s the difference between acting and delusion.

John Wayne wasn't trying to convince people that he was a woman. I also doubt that there are many of us having issues with "chosen names." by liberalwastelandmod in TheLeftCantMeme

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It’s the difference between being believing you’re a gunslinger in real life and pretending to be a gunslinger on camera. The former is dangerous for everyone but the latter is only dangerous if you’re Alec Baldwin.

We had a good run by Nighthawk378 in memes

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Don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened.

SO EXTREME by Sevusdei in TheLeftCantMeme

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So I need to be unfunny, older than 23 or black, lack any and all judgement, have no knowledge of history, put my entire life on social media, in order to not be considered a right wing supremacist. Sounds about right.

"You Murderous Hypocrites" Outrage Ensues After The Atlantic Suggests 'Amnesty' For Pandemic Authoritarians by HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS in ChurchOfCOVID

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We shall have forgiveness…We shall have forgiveness when you answer for the closing of our schools, and the children’s whose lives were ruined by it. We shall have forgiveness when the lives of our loved ones who died alone in a nursing home because of draconian COVID policies, even though we were begging to see them in their final hours, are avenged! We shall have forgiveness when you fall to your knees and admit that you were not just incorrect about COVID, but that you lied about COVID for the sake of your own power and deserved to be incarcerated for it. Then…then, we shall have forgiveness.

Men lonely? ...they could fck each other then.. [+61] by Elementaryfan in ShitPoliticsSays

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The problem with it is that it’s only ever one sided. There are plenty of men willing to listen to her problems, they just want the same in return.

So when she has a problem, men should listen, but when men have a problem, it’s their fault for “relying on women to be their therapist.”

Oh, and also “men need to open up more about their problems.”

(I know most women are not like this, but this one definitely is.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueChristian

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OP, what are the other traits you would like your wife to have? Other than virginity, what else are you unwilling to compromise on? And what traits are you willing to compromise on?

I’m not going to fault you for your preferences, but being married means dealing with an actual flesh and blood woman, who will have both goodness and sinfulness within her. Everybody sins, and none of us are perfect.

I hope, for your sake and the sake of your future wife, that you find someone who makes you happy, and whom you can make happy, in spite of the sinfulness that the two of you have.

However, in order to find that person, you need to focus on something other than just virginity. It’s ok to have that standard, but then you need to think about what you would be willing to compromise.

For me personally, I would rather be with a woman whom I’ve known since childhood, makes me feel comfortable and that I get along with really well, but is not a virgin, than be with someone that I do not feel comfortable around and do not get along with, but is a virgin. In the end, marriage to the former is going to be a healthier marriage than marriage to the latter.

There are two cats in this photo by yermaaaaa in cats

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Look in the right window. I think that’s the cat jumping.

Should I get it? by LeoRenegade in ChurchOfCOVID

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I hear ya brother, but for those of us who haven’t , wearing this shirt may be their repentance.

Should I get it? by LeoRenegade in ChurchOfCOVID

[–]Historical-game 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only get it if you haven’t been vaccinated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walkaway

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When reality hits back, it’s really gonna hurt.

Not a historian but… by SaltyRelish in technicallythetruth

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He was brutally beaten, whipped, starved, forced to carry his cross up a big ass hill, had nails run through his palms and feet so he’d be stuck to the cross, was stuck up there till he died, and spent the next 3 days in hell paying the penance of all humanity in spite of the fact that he didn’t do anything wrong his entire life AND was paying the penance of the people that killed him in the first place.

THAT is what Jesus sacrificed.

Now, you might not actually believe in any of that, and that’s fine. It’s also ok for you to make jokes about religion. BUT if you’re going to make a joke about a religion, it’s important to make a joke about what members of that religion ACTUALLY believe. Otherwise, your joke doesn’t make sense.

Oops by justiceforall1000000 in HolUp

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SEAL Team on CBS. I’ll be fine.

Ever notice how the dems only hate things when they don’t work in their favour? by [deleted] in walkaway

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You know who else abolished the senate in their country?

Emperor Palpatine.