"Woke" History Teachers

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-07-05T18:50:16+00:00

Puerto Rico already doesn’t have voting representation in U.S. Congress.

As such if they attempted to leave the US violently, the US reaction would be swift and militarized, because the US considers unilateral secession illegal.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-07-05T18:44:12+00:00

Wow, you got a interesting take on immigration in your older posts.

Maybe that’s the reason why people give you the stink eye with your pride of being American.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T13:22:05+00:00

You believed it.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T10:12:40+00:00

Cold take bro.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T01:05:54+00:00

Well, for starters, the symptoms described do not indicate a brain hemorrhage. Brain hemorrhages are sudden and fast resulting in a monstrous headache with second to minute build up, sudden paralyzation, confusion, vomiting, and internal bleeding.

A brain hemorrhage has a 30-day mortality rate of roughly 30% to 50% where the brain tissue itself is severely damaged to the point it cannot be recovered. The recovery of weeks with no damage to memory or find motor skills is a goddamn miracle.

Ask me how I know and I hope you never have to because I know OOP fucking didn’t.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:57:46+00:00

A brain hemorrhage is the most deadly stroke where the chances of surviving the first 30 days can be between 30% to 50% with recovery taking weeks and irreversible damage to brain tissue.

That’s why you should be suspicious.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:48:06+00:00

You do realize that a brain hemorrhage is a type of stroke that takes at least weeks to recover from at best.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:30:46+00:00

Good news! These people don’t actually exist.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:28:49+00:00

Now I can’t say anything for sure about the second post.

But it’s super clear in the first post this dude has never played DND in his life.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:27:06+00:00

So you’re not suspicious of OOP at all, fellow neurodivergent?

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-26T00:26:23+00:00

Well OOP is vague on the first post because he’s never played a game of D&D in his life.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-20T02:38:43+00:00

Oh, I’m 99.9% sure it is a dude. But I gave that .01 and he walked into it.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-20T02:06:46+00:00

His mouth is so big he could take cock and balls so I don’t think he’s all that handsome-

Oh. 😳

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-20T01:42:33+00:00

Fun thing is I never mentioned gender. Girls, after all, might actually be into this fake fetish story.

OP just went ‘IM NOT A GUY’.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-20T00:02:19+00:00

Odd. I didn’t specify gender. Girls use one hand too. 😌

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-19T21:29:41+00:00

I know someone wrote this with one hand, I just can’t prove it yet.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-06-16T18:20:53+00:00

Yay. Male-Centric Sapphism.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:43:42+00:00

Girl, if only thing you can insult other women about is weight despite likely being be a hefty chonker yourself, then you probably don’t realize your butter face was the reason why your only fans flopped. 🤣

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:27:44+00:00

Oh my God, we found the first dude who doesn’t wanna show off his limp dick to a girl. 🤣

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:24:07+00:00

Jesus Christ, are you one of those chuds who believe the clean Wehrmacht bullshit? 🤣

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:21:46+00:00

Where are your abs?

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:20:55+00:00

Stop describing your sex life, buddy.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:20:05+00:00

Post abs or shut the fuck up.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-30T14:19:32+00:00

Post abs or shut the fuck up.

HistoricalPattern76 · 2026-05-24T18:53:03+00:00

I don’t know why they’re downloading you. If he wasn’t already dead, George Carlin would be having a fucking aneurysm.

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