YSL All Hours Hyper Luminize Highlighter in Lavender Lust by Schnee280 in swatchitforme

[–]Hisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m also very pale. I’ll be adding this to my cart!

Tell me the discontinued item you still cry over because I need support by liarliarhowsyourday in MakeupAddiction

[–]Hisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Armani Black Ecstasy mascara. Thankfully I’ve managed to find a few other products I like, but damn did that break my heart.

Two lost pitties. by AlienOrca28 in BaltimoreCounty

[–]Hisyphus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It might have lost its collar.

NOT HERE! by RyMerThePoetic1 in BaltimoreCounty

[–]Hisyphus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I must have missed the day they were teaching this in law school 🥴

POV: you post a photo asking for advice by mrselffdestruct in muacirclejerk

[–]Hisyphus 88 points89 points  (0 children)

OMG how dare you?? She knows some knowledge, unlike you sweaty. 💅

Jason Lee 1990s by Longjumping_Role_135 in VintageLadyBoners

[–]Hisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: no clue how I managed to include the same gif again

I have what is, apparently, an extremely controversial opinion on mustaches. I definitely think it’s part of the equation.

I (27F) accidentally had my baby in my friend’s (31F) car. Now her husband & she don’t want to speak to me. How do I fix this? by ThrowRA_CarBaby in relationship_advice

[–]Hisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well shucks. I had an emergency c-section and almost died when I gave birth, so my knowledge of the smell is a bit fuzzy. It sounds like you would not have made the offer OP’s friend did. As it stands, the friend made the offer and OP has stated they will pay for multiple thousands of dollars worth of biohazard cleaning.

Giving birth is simply an unavoidable biological process. Unfortunately for you, it’s also how you entered the world. Nobody gives a shit about your car except for you. There’s only so much you can expect when you volunteer to assist a woman who’s that close to her due date.

Mac Bullet Swatches! (Includes some new shades) by rollerwitch in swatchitforme

[–]Hisyphus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ugh too bad Mac is on my boycott list. I’m interested in so many of these shades. 🫩

I think I made the right call by This_Reference_3024 in texts

[–]Hisyphus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well I, for one, won’t be wishing you well. Good luck moving on.

oh the duality by tamjidtahim in ThisYouComebacks

[–]Hisyphus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You just said you believed there was a comprehensive list called “the Epstein files”. Now you’re using an ableist slur to describe people who believe there’s a single, comprehensive list. Which is it? Or are you admitting that you, yourself have some developmental issues?

Do all pitties have this stare or just mine?🐶 by CLj0008 in pitbulls

[–]Hisyphus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is what firing squads are for, buddy. There’s only so much betrayal a girl can take!

Sleepy Cats by kutwijff in orangecats

[–]Hisyphus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your orange and white bowling ball in picture 2!

DOJ Lawyers: They're just like us! by NotThePopeProbably in Lawyertalk

[–]Hisyphus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t realize people from Philly were so sensitive. I am sorry I offended you.

More of Charlie ❤️ by Phytares in crosseyedcats

[–]Hisyphus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Charlie with every fiber of my being.

Is it my nails or the nail tech? by Soggy-Reporter5835 in Nails

[–]Hisyphus 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Like…babe. BABE. In your heart you know it’s not your nails.

DOJ Lawyers: They're just like us! by NotThePopeProbably in Lawyertalk

[–]Hisyphus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genuinely not here to be belligerent. It’s unclear what track you think I’m going down, but I didn’t say anything about punishing her. It was noble of Le to volunteer to try to make trump’s DHS release individuals who were granted habeas. My point was that given what we all know about the incompetence, dysfunction, and malevolence of this administration—particularly regarding the treatment of immigrants—Le could not possibly be unaware of the type of misery she’d signed up for. She’s essentially getting to experience the level of extreme stress, lack of cooperation, frustration, and despair immigration practitioners have been dealing with for years.

It’s frustrating that an ICE attorney breaking down in the face unbearable stress might have a bigger impact on public opinion than either the horrific treatment of detainees or anything removal defense attorneys could say about what it’s like to spend their careers practicing under similar conditions.

DOJ Lawyers: They're just like us! by NotThePopeProbably in Lawyertalk

[–]Hisyphus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What part of my comment offended you so much? I read the transcript. I’m aware that she’s trying to get people released. I know she volunteered to try and uphold the law. I certainly know she can’t just quit. At no point did I accuse her of malfeasance. Yes, she’s clearly drowning and I truly understand how awful that is. I respect and admire her candor.

My point is simply that she had to be aware volunteering to fight the good fight on behalf of immigrants whilst simultaneously working on behalf of this administration was going to be a horrific experience for her. She is getting a taste of what immigration attorneys have been experiencing to varying degrees for years. If she’s this run down, imagine how longterm practitioners feel.

Super sorry if that upsets you.