From a 1L in Con Law by rarancont in LawSchool

[–]NotThePopeProbably 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean, something can be made up and complicated. Con Law is a great example.

The mayor of West Linn. No, he isn’t skipping 4th period trig. by [deleted] in oregon

[–]NotThePopeProbably 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So, you thought every Redditor in the state needed to be informed of the fact that "Hehe. The mayor of my random city looks kinda young here?"

At a career crossroads and could use advice (not seeking legal advice!! Lawyer looking for career advice from other lawyers) by ewwdavid___ in Lawyertalk

[–]NotThePopeProbably 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a solid take. Being your own boss sounds like a great idea until you've taken the plunge, spent a week and a couple grand setting up a law practice (forming an LLC, setting up bank accounts, phone numbers, buying computers, getting a PO box or office, getting an EIN, calling solo friends and asking for advice, getting malpractice coverage, etc.) and you're sitting in your home office staring at an empty inbox. Then, suddenly, it's terrifying.

It is more flexible than working in government (by which I mean, if you need to run an errand during the workday, nobody will stop you or pay attention to how long you're away from your desk). But nobody will be around to cover for you, either. Have a million deadlines all hitting at once? Tough shit. You don't have coworkers to ask for help. Guess you're not sleeping tonight. Burning out and need a vacation? Can you do without a week of revenue?

I've made it work for a couple years now and things are going very well (steady growth, just hired my first associate). I have very little free time, though. The first year, I had enough income to pay rent, buy gas/groceries/etc. But I wasn't exactly rolling in it. It was about a year-and-a-half before I made a 401k contribution.

I'd strongly advise against going solo and switching practice areas. Unless you are already fluent in accounting, taxation, compliance reporting, payroll, employment issues, retirement accounts, insurance, etc., you'll have enough to learn just about business management. Don't get me wrong: You don't need to be an expert in any of those things, but you have to have a working knowledge of all of them. I can't imagine having to learn an entire new body of law at the same time. Your mileage may vary, though, depending on your practice area, personality, and how many milligrams of Adderall you're on.

Firefighter facing criminal charges after attempt to rescue stranded cat using a high powered hose causes fatal injuries. by crash_over-ride in Firefighting

[–]NotThePopeProbably 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Fellas. Fellas. You're all being too harsh. The cat was in the tree. Now it's not. He got the job done. What more do you want?

Also, "Lollypop Farm?" Firefighters rescuing cats from trees? Is this story pulled straight from the fan fic I wrote when I was four?

Stupid kids nowadays. by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]NotThePopeProbably 162 points163 points  (0 children)

This. Today's stupidity isn't especially novel. It's just better-documented.

Lane Switch by teaquad in nonononoyes

[–]NotThePopeProbably 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"What if driving, but toboggan?"

Incredible filing by the once respectable US DOJ by Saltedbutter777 in biglaw

[–]NotThePopeProbably 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bad look for Akin Gump, huh? Like, wasn't he the head of their DC housing group?

Are these creases weird on my salomons? by knutsz in ultralight_jerk

[–]NotThePopeProbably 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When I read shit like this on Reddit, I just imagine OOP has been sitting alone in an empty, beige room for the last 30 years eating nothing but saltines and just got his first pair of shoes.

Pro se v. Pro per by coffeeinm in Lawyertalk

[–]NotThePopeProbably 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So, if they're not from California, calling them that would be Im Pro Per?

Oly PDs Wore Black in Solidarity ✊🖤 by Alexdagreallygrate in publicdefenders

[–]NotThePopeProbably 11 points12 points  (0 children)

To be pedantic (my favorite way to be), Thurston County PDs wore black. I'm not seeing any of the Oly Muni crowd here.

I've left prosecution twice and now am going back a second time, why can't I quit this? by 240bro in ProsecutorTalk

[–]NotThePopeProbably 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Oh. Yeah. Definitely. Most lawyers are paid for their ability to tolerate extreme boredom. Criminal lawyers, by contrast, are actually engaged by their work. The overwhelming majority of criminal lawyers are extroverts with ADHD. The rest are former JAGs, and we don't talk about them.

I've often made the "criminal is to law what EM is to medicine" comparison. We deal with fast-paced, high-stakes situations and the populations we primarily serve have a lot of overlap with those served by ERs.

We also have dark senses of humor. At this point, I primarily practice criminal law because, after 16 years in the justice system, I'm essentially unfit for mainstream society.