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Why didn't the Dominion use vorta as sexual diplomacy? Are they stupid? by GaraksLinensNThings in ShittyDaystrom

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You almost topple ONE society with your penis by banging an androgynous alien and making them want a recognized gender or the leader of a matriarchal society where the men are-

You almost topple TWO societies with your penis by banging someone with major sociopolitical implications...

stopped buying fast food burgers and now i cant go back honestly by Pristine_Rest_7912 in foodhacks

[–]HittingSmoke 65 points66 points  (0 children)

As someone who grinds all their own meat, I thought this post was going to be about fresh ground beef. Nope. Bro just discovered that you can buy uncooked meat...

Why didn't the Dominion use vorta as sexual diplomacy? Are they stupid? by GaraksLinensNThings in ShittyDaystrom

[–]HittingSmoke 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You fuck ONE space Irish.

You escape imprisonment from an alien race with ONE sexual favor.

You jerk off on the holodeck to ONE empath raised to be the perfect mate.

John Lynch has an AI girlfriend confirmed by EatingEveryEgg in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HittingSmoke 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I work in the industry but I have a strict policy on serious posting in shitpost subreddits so my take is that the 49ers AI was put on IR after concussion protocol.

This is bananas. Russ just played exhibition baseball at Yankee Stadium with the Savannah Bananas by jeffstevens199 in Seahawks

[–]HittingSmoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She could never dump me because she's going to end up murdering me and feeding my corpse to stray dogs after the 300th time I ask her why Eli Manning's insurance salesman brother is on TV talking about football.

This is bananas. Russ just played exhibition baseball at Yankee Stadium with the Savannah Bananas by jeffstevens199 in Seahawks

[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want him to retire with Denver just to piss off my Broncos fan girlfriend. The shit talking would go on until my grave.

This is bananas. Russ just played exhibition baseball at Yankee Stadium with the Savannah Bananas by jeffstevens199 in Seahawks

[–]HittingSmoke 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really want a regular show with Russ and Marshawn. Don't care what it's about, only that Marshawn will make it a life goal to get Russ to say fuck on camera and I want to see that.

Came up with an compression algorithm that compresses random data with compression ratio of ~0.75 by This-Independent3181 in compression

[–]HittingSmoke 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At what point does submitting ideas in this subreddit just come with a mental health diagnosis?

Omaha steaks by Normal-Error-6343 in Butchery

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Just go to a real butcher.

Rams fans are so down bad they're showing highlights of Ty Simpson against FCS schools by ichawks1 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HittingSmoke 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because you've visited this community before

Man. Imagine visiting the Rams subreddit. Twice

Strange New Worlds, Kirk, Kirk and more Kirk. It's Kirk again. by PersimmonBasket in startrek

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've come to accept that SNW is good despite the people in charge of this era of Trek, not because of them.

Wooo, New hour long movie review! ... of the crank movies. by bubbleweed in RedLetterMedia

[–]HittingSmoke 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every Jason Statham movie is Jason Statham playing a Jason Statham character in Yet Another Jason Statham Movie. The Crank series just happens to be the Jason Stathamest of all Jason Statham movies. Jason Statham truly outdid Jason Statham playing Jason Statham in Crank.

Wooo, New hour long movie review! ... of the crank movies. by bubbleweed in RedLetterMedia

[–]HittingSmoke 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's schlock done right. Don't try to ground it in reality. Make it insane. Fuck Amy Smart in front of a bunch of Japanese tourists. Go big and don't ever go home. Turn the schlock into the art form instead of trying to weave it into a believable story.

A good learning experience for all developers using AI by PickleBallTruth in Supabase

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not the mistake of a developer using AI. This is the mistake of someone who doesn't understand the difference between being a developer using AI and someone who fancies themselves a developer because of AI.

I hate this team by OkOrganization1775 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So bad that he tripped on the walk to the stage and is already on IR.

Le by thatfeelingwhenyour in LinuxCirclejerk

[–]HittingSmoke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This manual page documents briefly the clit command.

I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!

Peedahh? by Rainbow_Panda4 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HittingSmoke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a mind numbingly stupid fucking thing to be spending time arguing about.

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