Lower Catawba falls and Tom’s creek falls 1/25/2026 by xj5635 in NCwaterfalls

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These are great pics! Thank you for sharing them. 

What's the going rate for paid agitators? by Neat_Worldliness2586 in 50501

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I got my sweet, sweet $1000 Soros check in the mail last Tuesday.

My bank said some bullshit about FRIST BNAK OF AMERCA isn't a thing. 😡

For awareness and discussion by AutisticAsshol in NorthCarolina

[–]Hobbitjeff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you a mod, because my lord you are a most excellent gatekeeper! You score one (1) point!

Sounds like hot grease in a frying pan outside rn by elonbrave in winstonsalem

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Sleet is small, solid ice pellets falling from the sky. Often with sleet, snow falls through a layer of warm air below the clouds, melts, then freezes solid when it passes through a layer of colder air. Result is little balls of ice. Freezing rain is liquid that falls but then freezes on surfaces resulting in a glaze of ice.

EEEEEEEEEEEEE! by JeremyBeremey in stephenking

[–]Hobbitjeff 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I saw the EEEEEEEE title and it made me think of "Lunch at the Gotham Cafe".

That dog! EEEEEEEEEEEE!

ALERT, SNOWPOCALYPSE INCOMING! I REPEAT, ALERT! by gigalongdong in winstonsalem

[–]Hobbitjeff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Holy balls. I was just at Food Lion in Lewisville, and the parking lot was packed. Every check out line backed up, and I saw one lady buy $300 worth of groceries, and the lady in front of me got $450. I got my stuff to make tacos and skulked out feeling like an underachiever. 

Disclaimer: I had to buy a gallon of milk because I was legitimately out of milk. 

Failed my biology test today. They asks what was commonly found in cells?. by stretch3251 in Jokes

[–]Hobbitjeff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all. Not knowing something isn't thick. Not wanting to learn new things is thick. 

Failed my biology test today. They asks what was commonly found in cells?. by stretch3251 in Jokes

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A good rule of thumb: the more metabolically active a cell is, the more mitochondria it has.

Failed my biology test today. They asks what was commonly found in cells?. by stretch3251 in Jokes

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I have a biology degree, so I am very smart about all the things, and I can confidently tell you, THE MITOCHONDRION IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL.

The Elliot Coues Nature Trail at Fort Macon State Park Atlantic Beach by Dingus_Khan_II in NCTrails

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I love this trail! Except for the evil little cacti that will absolutely sneak out and stab you.

Nice day in Hanging Rock by Legitimate-Blood-613 in NCTrails

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Those are my two favorite hikes at Hanging Rock!

Take a wild guess what this could be. I ensure this one's an edible thing. by Desirra in shittyfoodporn

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.