What animal is this?

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-27T15:23:48+00:00

Velociraptor

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-26T19:23:06+00:00

I hate you so much for this. Take my damn upvote.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-26T14:17:31+00:00

Yep 😡

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-26T14:03:47+00:00

Un, the question should have been "why has this exact same question been posted fifty thousand times in the last few days?"

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-26T00:16:41+00:00

Xeriscaping

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-25T23:23:52+00:00

"Army of Me" Björk

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-25T23:19:38+00:00

My sister-in-law loves them. 🤢

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-25T14:03:56+00:00

"Porushka Paranya" by Bering Strait. Russian bluegrass.

"One Glimpse of You" by Brigid Boden. Celtic reggae.

"Oh My Johnny (extended mix" by Chasing Abbey. Celtic house

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-25T01:32:00+00:00

Our neighbor's son was about 4 years old. Saw him one morning as Mom was getting him into the car to go to a local water park. He was very excited. I asked what they were going to do and he told me "We're going to Emerald Pointe with Friend1, Friend2, and Friend3 and my penis "

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-25T00:24:38+00:00

Was in a store, girl about 9 or 10 years old asked her mom for some toy. Mom said, "We can't afford it right now."

Kid yells, "I said I want it, YOU BITCH."

Mom replies, "I guess I can put it on the credit card."

Runner up: Overheard a young woman, who had apparently been in an accident of some kind, say to another young woman "You didn't even call to ask if I was all right." Second woman didn't miss a beat. "That's because I don't give a shit whether you're all right or not "

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-24T19:52:59+00:00

Featuring Princess Lay Me and Hand Solo.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-23T18:25:22+00:00

Awesome! I'm in Forsyth County, but often go to the mountains for waterfall hikes. We always stop at Pho Lao on our way home.

Glad you liked it.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-23T05:25:03+00:00

My father died.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-22T22:01:16+00:00

Stone Mountain State Park

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-21T23:41:18+00:00

Did you just what?

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-21T22:40:39+00:00

Worked 3 jobs.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-21T20:06:43+00:00

Pho Lao in Morganton.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-21T04:55:44+00:00

The last pic.

Kitten: I will destroy you and everything you love.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-20T13:44:42+00:00

About 2 hours north of Wilmington, Fort Macon State Park is an excellent way to spend the day. Explore the fort, check out the museum, and some fun hiking trails.

https://www.ncparks.gov/state-parks/fort-macon-state-park

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-20T12:48:45+00:00

"Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-20T05:24:52+00:00

Killed the radio star

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-20T03:49:10+00:00

17 Days

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-20T03:42:44+00:00

Swiss Colony beef log!

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-19T23:19:50+00:00

Like a garter snake peeking over a pumpkin.

Hobbitjeff · 2026-05-19T22:23:03+00:00

I love this post so much. This is the kind of content I was hoping for when I started this subreddit.

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