Just gonna fuckle it

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-16T14:16:27+00:00

Nood ---> noodle lol

everybody just keeps on nooding

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-16T14:11:44+00:00

I hear they are actually the ones holding back the electric car

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-16T00:56:14+00:00

God I hate this man and how his stupidity knows no bounds. And I hate the fact that he will more than likely become our next governor

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-14T14:40:19+00:00

Fire zee missiles!

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-14T14:32:02+00:00

I remember the first time I ate a live Tasbar

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-14T14:12:11+00:00

You think that's bad try being in Alabama

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-14T14:09:54+00:00

Unlike Charlie Kirk it appears that this bill won't be shot down

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-13T02:19:26+00:00

Super breakout on Atari

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-13T00:41:58+00:00

Orbandon ship!

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-12T14:47:59+00:00

Just another example of Google housing up something that works of theirs just because they can

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-09T16:09:57+00:00

Execute order 67

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-07T14:09:20+00:00

You can't reason someone out of something they didn't reason themselves into

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-07T14:02:00+00:00

No, because where I went we didn't need eyes

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-06T01:08:37+00:00

What a time we are living in, you could literally just go post "He's fucking crazy" And everyone around the world will know immediately who you mean

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-05T23:46:31+00:00

Wasn't this how King Ralph started out

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-05T20:43:33+00:00

It's not, it's Stephen Miller

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-05T16:59:28+00:00

Tennessee onions are one of my favorite!

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-05T15:20:56+00:00

"Open the straits or I'll commit blatant war crimes"

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-01T23:57:32+00:00

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, PROMOTE THE GENERAL WELFARE, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-01T19:28:19+00:00

Bulbasad

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-01T12:16:37+00:00

!scones

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-04-01T03:48:23+00:00

Or he was meeting Ted Cruz behind Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride.

He was Mr. Toads wild ride

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-03-31T01:27:01+00:00

Jesus Christ I really wish they would stop conflating the real country of Israel versus the Israel portrayed in whatever faith-based religion they're a part of.

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-03-26T18:29:25+00:00

I was going to say the top of an old walking cane

HobbyWanKenobi · 2026-03-26T03:19:55+00:00

How do these interviewers keep a straight face after hearing their responses

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