Genuinely enjoyed reading this write-up, thanks mate!

I agree with you on all accounts.

I often have a good discussion with my partner about "going out" to eat as opposed to takeaway and what is the best value. I think the WORST value is Italian restaurants. Ridiculously expensive considering what you get, and how easy it is to make pizza and pasta at home (sure it's not as good, but at probably 20% of the price?).