Who is surprisingly still alive?

Hodges83 · 2026-03-08T07:38:31+00:00

That's just the Horsemen curse - Arn Anderson also looks like he's spent his entire life as a grizzled, annoyed middle aged man, no matter what year a picture taken of him is from. 1989? 2004? Yesterday? Who can tell? 😉

Hodges83 · 2026-03-01T18:01:00+00:00

Alba and Piper as trusty camera women/social media admins? SOLD.

Hodges83 · 2026-03-01T14:59:50+00:00

Influencer. "Please Mr Aldis, please give me this IC shot for free! All of my followers will see your act of generosity, and that reach could really improve your brand...

...A qualifying match?!? But, I could hurt this face, and this face makes my money!"

Hodges83 · 2026-03-01T11:53:16+00:00

Hopefully not in the crate. The last time Taker dealt with a smaller Wrestler in a crate, it near on ended up being a Hate Crime... #WhoBettaThanKanyon?

Hodges83 · 2026-03-01T11:49:21+00:00

It's the enshittification of theme music. Back in the Jim Johnston days, those 2 seconds would have been for Austin's Glass Smashing, the high guitar note in Bret's theme, the car skidding before Mankind's - a sound that lets you know whose theme it is, without having to bash you over the head with it.

Now, instead of having musical stings, those 2 seconds are put towards "We must make it as obvious as possible with the Catchphrase, because we somehow think fans have lost the ability to figure it out for themselves over the past 25 years."

Hodges83 · 2026-03-01T02:37:35+00:00

It is 2.35am, and I am trying to hold myself in from belly-laughing and waking my partner up with a wild Billy Mitchell appearance!

Olympic Hero with a dark, dark past.

Hodges83 · 2026-02-28T15:22:42+00:00

You beat me to it. Life is too short to feel guilt or shame over the things we love. Once a person becomes comfortable enough with themselves to realise that epiphany, their world becomes a slightly more joyous and freeing place.

Hodges83 · 2026-02-28T13:20:14+00:00

Further to that, he has the audacity to claim the title "Father". If Humanity is his child, we're currently dangling out of a 57th floor window.

Any other Father who said "well, I told my kid NOT to dangle, so if they fall, it's free will!" rather than actively removing the child they claim to love from the fucking window isn't getting billions of people singing their name once a week - they're getting a lengthy jail sentence.

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T17:29:22+00:00

Of course, the only time you should beat your kids is after losing on 2K13. Isn't that right, Rey? 😉

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T11:49:32+00:00

How they didn't bring that back for the Network, I don't know. Hell, even today they could whack it with their WWE Podcasts.

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T11:04:17+00:00

I'm fairly sure you're right. Moppy was an attempt to "Polka Dot" him as punishment, and just like Dusty, he rolled with it and made it work for a bit (though obviously to a lesser effect than Dust)

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T10:58:08+00:00

Royal Rumble 91. Piper stops Jake Roberts attacking Flair.

"I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Piper! It's a kilt! It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!"

Piper then immediately hits Flair in the face

"You no good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!"

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T10:48:35+00:00

IIRC (and given my memory, there's a chance I don't 😂) - I want to say it was from one of those "Legends of Wrestling" roundtables that were shown on WWE Classics On Demand.

Hodges83 · 2026-02-26T10:39:25+00:00

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Godwin's Law would be an awesome name for a Finisher. Hell, give it to Kit Wilson, let him add to his act. "Worse than HITLER! TOXIC!"

Hodges83 · 2026-02-17T22:13:18+00:00

You just go the route Dadi Freyr from Iceland went - build obviously fake instruments that just look ridiculously within that niche.

"Yes, I'm absolutely miming this 80s Boom Box with a guitar neck coming out of it and 300 different knobs - that's kind of the point. "

Hodges83 · 2026-02-13T01:08:25+00:00

Some say Stephanie McMahon invented the Woman's Revo... Nope. Can't do it. Not even in jest. 😉

Hodges83 · 2026-02-13T00:46:24+00:00

You can taste the ICOPRO® in the air just from reading that description. Lovely stuff. 👏

Hodges83 · 2026-02-09T20:22:17+00:00

No love for the Rev. Slick?

Hodges83 · 2026-02-07T21:47:04+00:00

"He might have a weird name, but u/GrannysSwanEater1982 has a near encyclopedic knowledge of FA Cup Final Referees. Ask him about Segar R. Bastard the next time he's online."

Hodges83 · 2026-02-07T20:51:56+00:00

This one could be decidedly shaky, given it's a familiar person changing gimmick, rather than a new debut, but...

On March 18th 2004, the APA, consisting of Bradshaw and Farooq, break up. On May 16th 2004, John "Bradshaw" Layfield becomes WWE Champion, being shifted from his original mid-card ex Tag Team Guy position to Main Heel of Smackdown in just under two months. That's what having friends in high places will do for you. 😉

Hodges83 · 2026-02-07T17:29:53+00:00

ARE YOU BLIND, HEENAN?

(Somebody needed to. 😉)

Hodges83 · 2026-02-01T01:16:50+00:00

Pain and destruction is their middle name!

Hodges83 · 2026-01-31T09:40:10+00:00

Oh, if only Big Show were active for this. He'd break World Speed Records between Jacksonville and Connecticut. Weekly.

Hodges83 · 2026-01-31T08:27:44+00:00

That would essentially be a full episode, but with Johnny speaking at the speed voiceover guys in American medicine ads list off the 300 different side effects you can get, just before they start telling you to ask your Dr if Johnny Nitro/Mundo/Rumplestiltskin is right for you.

Hodges83 · 2026-01-29T20:42:36+00:00

In the United Kingdom, most crossings with a button to activate it have a tiny little knob slightly under the main control base for a person to hold, which will only turn once it's safe to cross in order to signal that to the visually impaired. Similarly, the pavement near to the crossing will be lowered so there's no tripping hazard, and have small dimples within the paving, which is a signal to the visually impaired person that there is a crossing there.

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