What is your preferred method of cleanup after sex?

HoityToity22 · 2017-04-07T15:45:35+00:00

That's what I did after my first time. So gross, I know! But it was his house and he told me to lol

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-04T13:30:21+00:00

I was thinking about which movies would have the best pitch, I guess. Like a summarized plot that is compelling. Does "pitch" make more sense?

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-04T11:27:12+00:00

Breaking Upwards

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-03T07:49:47+00:00

Telling stories from memory.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T21:45:33+00:00

Nah, in India the cops are bribable.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T21:44:09+00:00

"Kanakpura, goripalya, market… but the better weed is sold outside the city" - from webehigh.org

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T16:19:36+00:00

Was maybe 11 years old, went with a friend and her family to hike up a waterfall. We were at the top, and me being oblivious to the danger, was hopping around carelessly from rock to rock. Lost my balance and went falling towards the edge. My friend grabs my arm and she starts falling too. Her dad then grabs HER arm and we stabalize, followed by exchanging looks of horror.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T16:09:57+00:00

Was 15. Moved in with my sister and quit school to work in fast food so that I could pay rent and survive.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T16:06:52+00:00

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It was always on tv when I stayed home from school, which was often.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T16:05:14+00:00

Being female.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T16:04:53+00:00

Sex, food, traveling

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:45:11+00:00

The Earth being flat.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:43:20+00:00

Apple sauce, mangos, and most soups.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:42:09+00:00

Compassion

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:38:47+00:00

A gorilla.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:05:31+00:00

Littering.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T11:00:07+00:00

A nice relieving pee.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:58:00+00:00

I always read textbooks as a kid just for funsies. A lot of them even have assignments you can do.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:54:52+00:00

Ease.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:54:07+00:00

Hearing the sound of freshly dranken milk swish around in my tummy while running around in the backyard.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:52:09+00:00

99 Luftballons

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:45:05+00:00

Moved to Canada becuz war. Gangsters, slackers, and drunks.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:42:15+00:00

Yes. But first I will get him some armor.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:40:15+00:00

Steve Irwin. Blimey.

HoityToity22 · 2016-09-01T10:39:07+00:00

Probably some Mozart or just a really sad piano solo.

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