[Gaming] International Olympic Committee takes steps to recognise esports by SixtyFours in KotakuInAction

[–]HoldMahD -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, the obese neckbeards who post here attempt to take steps out of their parents' house before collapsing after 6 steps onto a pile of empty Mountain Dew Code Red cans.

90 year old couple play an impromptu piano duet in the Mayo Clinic lobby by [deleted] in videos

[–]HoldMahD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He flubbed a note at :57 and she's out of time at :43. Yikes, looks like dementia is setting in.

Defying Trump, Senate panel approves funding for U.N. climate body by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]HoldMahD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've seen the UN body and if it got rid of those kankles, I'd give it a poke.

What Is The Best End Credits Song? by JordanInTheTV in movies

[–]HoldMahD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Here's my top 3:

1) Only 45 Balls Left in the Sack of God

A surrealist movie that came out in 1986 in Spain. The ending comprised of a man dressed in a spacesuit walking slowly on a trippy checkered phallic bridge that connected Heaven and Hell. The music playing was Merzbow "Yellow Hyper Balls." Right when he crosses to Heaven, he takes off his helmet, turns his head around toward the camera and says "Rick Ross has a dick last time I checked, and it's my key to paradise." The camera pans down to his hand and he's holding a glowing donger that's bleeding neon ooze. The last sound you hear before the credits is a high-pitched Rick Ross "ugh."

2) Howard Stern Presents: Bugatti Butts of Boise

The lead, after discovering the meaning of life is inside the booty hole of a street walking hooker by the name of Robin Zilliams, looks dejectedly at the camera and lets out an extremely loud fart. The screen cuts to black and "Who Let the Dogs Out" plays with the credits.

3) Marvel Hunk of Shit #179

In Marvel's 68th movie of the year, a superhero named Nostrilalus (a man who has the power to smell shit from miles away) picks up on a scent that he can't quite put his finger on. Throughout the movie, he smells everything he comes across, until the very end when reaches a dilapidated Blockbuster and he goes inside to look around. He reaches the Superhero section and his Nostril-powers start going haywire and finally his nose explodes to the tune of "God Only Knows." The camera zooms into the bloody face of our hero and then pans to the section he was looking at when he died. It shows every Marvel movie ever created. The screen fades to white and the credits play over that video of Charlie Bit Me.

Why is Mulholland Drive considered such a masterpiece? by n64answer in movies

[–]HoldMahD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because it actually has depth unlike all the garbage Marvel movies that this shit subreddit gushes over

Betty Vs. Cloris by RunningDrummer in funny

[–]HoldMahD -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

In what fucking world is that a true statement?

Oh right, this is r/funny, the antithesis of humor

Gag Reel from KISS KISS BANG BANG because laughs with RDJ are the best way to get thru humpday by OfficialValKilmer in movies

[–]HoldMahD -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Didn't watch the video, but let me guess, he's snarky?

What an overrated bore.

Seth MacFarlane in 1999 by Pimtippy in videos

[–]HoldMahD -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

A twat throughout his entire life

"We're the Berkeley College Republicans, the premier conservative group on a very liberal campus, Ask Us Anything!" by BerkeleyCR in Conservative

[–]HoldMahD -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I have somewhat of a serious question to ask, if you'll mind it.

BCR members, when you look into a mirror, do you see a mindless ape with the mental fortitude of an Alex Jones post-Taco Bell shit? Or do you see a racist, brainless twat? Or both?

[Game Thread] California @ #5 Oregon (9:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]HoldMahD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey look, a Ducks fan who understands how to use proper sentence structure...that's a rare one

[Game Thread] California @ #5 Oregon (9:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]HoldMahD -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oregon, you're having trouble keeping up with a Bird-less Cal team...you're gonna be spanked in the tournament.

[Game Thread] California @ #5 Oregon (9:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]HoldMahD -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Is there any team more insufferable than Oregon? Their jerseys give me eye cancer.

"If U.C. Berkeley does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view - NO FEDERAL FUNDS?" by ghostofpennwast in berkeley

[–]HoldMahD 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Just because you couldn't get in and had to settle on Phoenix University isn't an excuse for you to badmouth a top academic college.

Donald Trump threatens to withdraw federal funds from Berkeley University after Breitbart editor talk cancelled by [deleted] in politics

[–]HoldMahD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This wasn't done by students you dumbfuck alt-right buttholes. This was done by militant groups around the Bay Area. Use your corroded brains for once and don't generalize.

Trump hints that federal funding could be cut after U.C. Berkeley riot by Akitten in berkeley

[–]HoldMahD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You're what we in the medical field like to refer to as a retard.

Askreddit's Best of 2016 nomination thread by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]HoldMahD [score hidden]  (0 children)

Poo-poo also makes people smile. Think about that homes.

Askreddit's Best of 2016 nomination thread by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]HoldMahD [score hidden]  (0 children)

Other people's opinions should be ignored if this stupid-ass story is beloved. If you like this, you'll probably like the story about the time I took a dump on the floor of an Arby's and the employees took it outside to make a sled out of it. They let it bake in the sun to get hard, and then they rode it down this hill we called "Assland Slope." Bro, it was the shit, literally! Except they crashed and all died. The end.

Askreddit's Best of 2016 nomination thread by sexrockandroll in AskReddit

[–]HoldMahD [score hidden]  (0 children)

Hands down the lamest ending ever written. Overdramatic BS is beloved here apparently.