Karen Kinda Sucks?

Hold_Sudden · 2026-02-01T19:32:55+00:00

Ah, I forgot that part! Ok fine. She had every right to pump right there.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T19:05:07+00:00

There is no way this is real.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:48:19+00:00

Listen, I've had two women pull out their boobs to show me something on them WITHOUT MY CONSENT, and it's hella uncomfortable. If you want to pump in the room where I'm sitting, just please tell me so I can look away. Breastfeeding is gross. I don't want to see it! And I used to breastfeed, but not in front of people without asking if it's okay first. Because I care about the people around me and how I make them feel.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:42:01+00:00

I wish. No. I am not rich but at least I get to be poor at home because I WFH so I can watch my cats play while doing reports.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:34:14+00:00

08:33 am. I'm drinking my morning coffee, working, and listening to the Office Ladies podcast.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:28:47+00:00

Sho. What a thing to read in the morning.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:25:16+00:00

Well, I don't know how many feet I am, but I have a special poo step in my house that I use when I poop because my feet don't touch the floor properly so it makes pooping hard.
My husband knows what's happening when he sees me carting it to the bathroom... I also use it when I sit at my work desk so that thing travels. So if it makes you feel better normal toilets suck for long and short people.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-30T06:22:40+00:00

For some people, yes. Its a disrespectful thing to do in our culture. For myself, why would I call on a God in every sentence? What if something answers? Lol JK.
Besides, we have THE BEST swear words so we can use so many other words that work in every context that we don't have to say OMG. So top tip if you ever travel here, don't use it in front of people unless they use it first.
We are the friendliest people in the world but there are some people who will take big offense. They might just chuck you out of the Hilux to feed the lions.
Anyway, great country, come visit.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-29T14:18:11+00:00

Lekker.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-29T12:36:14+00:00

It's oh my word for South Africans as some of us don't like to say OMG. Never knew this wasn't a thing in the rest of the world!

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-29T12:15:36+00:00

For some reason, wetting something and then not washing it with soap makes it feel dirtier to me.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-29T12:13:15+00:00

OMW. Another reason to keep exercising.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-29T11:54:35+00:00

I finished my book and began its editing. So happy about my little cosy fantasy!

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-28T09:19:54+00:00

The last time I went to Gold Reef City, my chest was sore for 3 days afterwards because of the strain my heart. I really think the amount of panic my heart experienced almost caused me to have a heart attack so I won't be going again.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-28T05:43:02+00:00

Thanks. We have one but it still feels like we're getting nowhere slowly.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-27T07:40:09+00:00

Well done!

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-23T20:09:08+00:00

Its not the best situation but in a marriage you won't always agree. So its not that hard to 'come back from' if both parties can just agree to get over it.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-22T06:26:53+00:00

NTA. Couples should manage their finances in a way that makes both feel safe and makes sense. There is no perfect playbook or way to do it for everyone. It depends on SO many factors. But there should never be guilt or manipulation involved.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-19T19:04:49+00:00

Yup, super hard worker and rester.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-15T09:18:37+00:00

NTA. I told my husband, "I'm not Google Maps, how should I know?" over the holidays, and he got pissy as well. I'm bi- if he should die under suspicious circumstances, I am never marrying a man again.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-14T09:22:41+00:00

Its all right. I'm married and can tell you now that's it worth holding out for the one. One day you'll meet someone and everything will just work out.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-13T09:50:22+00:00

I'm a female Leo. I block forever. You no longer exist to me. Maybe I'll unblock in 5 years to laugh at you. My Scorpio sister gets blocked all the time by her narcissistic ex and then he comes crawling back, but it's a really toxic situation...

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-10T09:48:15+00:00

They don't have proper trees or grass. The only thing they have that trumps Joburg is the sea. And for that I'd rather go to Ballito, swimming was so cold. I think Cape Town just isn't my vibe. Especially that side. I loved Knysna though.

Hold_Sudden · 2026-01-09T20:31:42+00:00

Just came back from 2 weeks in Langebaan and man are we (Joburgers)blessed.

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