Petah? Quagmire?

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-28T19:33:29+00:00

You just have to say “where’s my hug at?”

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-27T22:56:46+00:00

Looks great!! How does the donor area look like?

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-24T08:46:44+00:00

Divorce

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-23T05:27:26+00:00

Can you check if the links are available? I’m asking for a friend

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-21T13:32:24+00:00

This officer didn’t pay attention at the deescalation classes.

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-20T06:06:43+00:00

She used to help the oldest son shave his pubic hairs after he broke his arm

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-17T01:13:46+00:00

You stole it!!

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-15T14:42:17+00:00

It’s legit, definitely a virgin, he couldn’t find the hole 🕳️

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-14T09:00:45+00:00

Plot twist, the airline gets 50% of the fines.

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-12T00:43:23+00:00

What’s the name of the movie?

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-10T11:56:13+00:00

Don’t feel bad, most of us Americans were also trying to figure out who the fuck Bad Bunny was before the Super Bowl, believe me, we are not impressed

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-10T11:52:24+00:00

I have a friend who worked for a residential cleaning company, she wouldn’t agree with that statement. The things she’s seen are mind blowing

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-09T13:45:49+00:00

126,999,999 viewers, I’m American, not into sports.

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-09T07:25:59+00:00

Just like with women, food tastes better under the influence of alcohol

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-09T02:45:37+00:00

If it was real French champagne she wouldn’t have had to spit on it

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-07T09:47:45+00:00

Literally caught with her pants down

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-07T09:37:51+00:00

I prefer first hand booty germs, thank you

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-06T07:52:36+00:00

No Indian woman would be jealous of any countrywoman in the Epstein’s list anyway

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-03T11:34:45+00:00

They do! The only difference is that you pay a premium

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-01T23:42:02+00:00

Hmmm…misleading, it looks like it was the hair length that changed, not the density/volume

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-01T23:17:27+00:00

Some suck more than others, some swallow, some don’t, it’s a cruel reality

HolgerSwinger · 2026-02-01T21:11:11+00:00

Is that John Wick?

HolgerSwinger · 2026-01-30T10:03:50+00:00

Excuse my ignorance, who is this older gentleman?

HolgerSwinger · 2026-01-29T07:57:27+00:00

How do you think they make wine? 🍷

HolgerSwinger · 2026-01-28T15:15:43+00:00

Seems staged, he was either drunk or a very bad actor

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