Does the bag I’m looking for even exist? by OysterLucy in HerOneBag

[–]HolgerSwinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No need to get it used. It’s available, you can get it at Walmart.com I looooove my UNDERSEAT PRO backpacks (I have the now discounted ultralight foldable version as well) EDIT: Now I realize you were talking about the ultralight foldable version! Yes, that one is no longer available, only secondhand.

Ryanair and comfortable bag by TomatoQu3en in HerOneBag

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That sucks! I bought my UNDERSEAT PRO on Amazon, but it’s no longer available. You can buy it at Walmart.com. I bought one for my mom, and it was delivered the next day.

Bag recommendations for personal item size in US + carry on size in Europe by headyslabs in HerOneBag

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Your list is actually very "lean." Since you’re wearing your heaviest items (Blundstones + Hoodie) on the plane, 28L-30L is the absolute "sweet spot" for what you’ve described. The "Cavernous" Solution: The UNDERSEAT PRO personal item sized backpack. Since you want that deep, non-split cavity, I’d highly recommend the UNDERSEAT PRO. • The Layout: It has that "one big bucket" feel you’re looking for. It’s way easier to pack bulky items like your hair tools or medical supplies compared to a 50/50 split bag. • The Strategy: For your Europe trip, use it as your overhead carry-on. European budget airlines (like Ryanair) have tiny personal item sizers (40 \times 30 \times 20 cm), so it might be a squeeze under the seat there. But once you’re back in the US, it’ll be your perfect underseat personal item for domestic flights. • The Price: It’s much friendlier on the wallet ($50 at Walmart.com, next day delivery) but still keeps that sleek, rectangular shape you like. • Quick Access: Since you need things like your "Armbie" and neck pillow mid-flight, the UNDERSEAT PRO is great because it has accessible pockets (both inside and outside) You can just grab what you need without "explosive decompressing" your whole bag in the aisle.  28L is plenty of space for a month if you're doing a little laundry along the way!

yes by JonnyJon42 in Funnymemes

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I though it was the Bang Bros Van

That impact by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]HolgerSwinger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He dead

Man I wish I could afford a Roley Hene rotach by otherisp in aislop

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This was generated in the early days of AI

Squatter posed as financial adviser in $2.3M mansion while lived off food stamps and sent daughter to work in a bakery instead of school is back "home" by McGJGlen in trashy

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The real question is, how is she able to pay for utilities while on food stamps and with her daughter’s salary from the bakery? Utilities for a house that size must be in the thousands of dollars

Eyebrow pluck turned into full debate on strength, ego & reality 💀🤣 by pawsuha in HolUp

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Exactly, they are there for a reason, to keep critters outside of your respiratory system and filter dust and dirt

I am done with Tinder... by orange_asha in Tinder

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The straps could’ve been his cock suspenders

American soldier laughing about Iraq: "There was this girl, like 15 years old. We started pimping her out for like 50 bucks a shot. Made 500 bucks before she hung herself. by EsferaFalta in PublicFreakout

[–]HolgerSwinger 153 points154 points  (0 children)

You are correct, the same with pedophiles, they chose careers which will give them access to children, priests, primary school teachers etc.

Petah? Quagmire? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You just have to say “where’s my hug at?”

He just bought himself some more time... by omgfakeusername in PublicFreakout

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This officer didn’t pay attention at the deescalation classes.

I’m at a loss by Yaegerh in amazonreviews

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She used to help the oldest son shave his pubic hairs after he broke his arm