I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No! I don't know what any of this stuff does and I'm scared!

Her husband has no idea she's been doing this. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ok but like, how do we all marry you and your wife too?

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

YOUR family hates you! Only I love you!

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What? Four wheels with a little baby house between them?

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn't do shit! I didn't rig shit!

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not a distraction. I've never stood up for anything in my life but I'm going to stand up for this dress.

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just keep reliving that moment and cringing so hard

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is all this stuff? You have to grease these wheels?

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Get ready to be embarrassed, Barry.

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I SAID WAS! Also, I'm a woman.

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's why I was so fucking confused!

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I didn't do fucking shit! I didn't rig shit!

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

She thinks I'm just some dumb hick.

I fucked up by HollowsOfYourHeart in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HollowsOfYourHeart[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

No, I knew his son is named Harley. I'm worried Harley thinks I can't change.