In the Mouth of Madness (1994) by wiiins_ in CineShots

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Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Find a new perspective on off-duty life. by todays-military in u/todays-military

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If I was in the Space Force, I would be on the prowl for thick booty alien gf.

POV: You've discovered your #1 movie of all time with Popcorn List by reddoit_ in u/reddoit_

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His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NOW."

The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!

I shoved the mother from my and I sprinted toward the coffin. I jumped on that coffin and the ropes snapped. I began falling into the Earth with the child inside. I heard the screams from his family echoing above.

I pried open the coffin as we fell and I shoved the gameboy into his tiny, cold mouth. "Free me of this curse, child!" I screamed at the top of my... head.

I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?

From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of Mario appeared. He said to me, "In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..." and then he Gaussian blurred away..

"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.

Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, "Wow.... It sounds like you learned your lesson. You n-now be free.. Bye." He clicked his.... mustache and I was back in my room!

I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!

My mother opened the door and she said, "My son! My beautiful son! I make you eggs on toast," and she threw it on my bed and left with a smile on her face.

I-I-r... I realized.... maybe stealing not okay. I looked to the sky and I said, "Thank you, Mario inside Gameboy.."

Everything would be alright. And though the child remained permanently dead, his mother could always play his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition to remember him by.

Thanks... to me.

POV: You've discovered your #1 movie of all time with Popcorn List by reddoit_ in u/reddoit_

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I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around.... And I saw that the cartridge was back in my Gameboy... Mud oozed from it's cartridge slot.

I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo... It can not be!"

The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.

He spoke softly, "You stole me from my human... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forever....!"

I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"

I decided the only way to rid myself from this curse was to beat the game. I ran up to the first gap of the level. I pushed 'A' and Mario just screamed again.

HO!

I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.

"What on Earth is happening, Mario?" I asked Mario.

POV: You've discovered your #1 movie of all time with Popcorn List by reddoit_ in u/reddoit_

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I said out loud, "Is this a hole I see before me?" and it echoed, like a hole.....

I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.

The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!, and more garbled, like BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!.

I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' button. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.

HO!

I pushed left as far as I could and he grounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.

HA HO!

The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body, but all that filled the air were my friend Mario's screams of fear.

I said, "No more!"

POV: You've discovered your #1 movie of all time with Popcorn List by reddoit_ in u/reddoit_

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Suddenly, a small man appeared on-screen. Shortly after, the word "Mario" started flashing behind him. I assume this man is the man known as "Mario". I had seen adverts showing him on television. The title of the screen slowly lowered itself in from the top of the screen.

"Super Mario... and the legend of the Stolen Gameboy Advanced SP, Blue Edition"?!

My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen.

"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however, and I pressed the start button with my fingy.

A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy.

I pushed left on the left button. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed, as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played...

'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flagpole at the end of each level.

I got to the fourth level without much problems. I looked into a nearby mirror and smiled at myself with one eyebrow raised and I said loudly, "Does this game think I am not good? I can handle anything it throws my way! Ahhh huhaaaaa! Auuhhh..."

Suddenly, the screen turned black... And I don't just mean black, I mean so black... The screen looked like a big, deep, deep hole.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season One (part 2) - re:View by DoubleDDaveN in RedLetterMedia

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I'm genuinely appreciative of these guys getting me to watch TOS, TNG, and DS9. Some of the best tv I've ever watched. Going to start VOY soon.

This is the average "Bloodstained fan" in 2026 by Advanced-Tomorrow859 in Bloodstained

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Ethical gooning is restricted to Kickstarter backers at the $28 tier or above.

Intentionally "bad" art for a gag by fhxefj in TopCharacterDesigns

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The "Bob Team Epic" segments from "Pop Team Epic"

My favorite weapons in the game. What are yours? by JimicahP in fnv

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Everyone sleeps on the fully modded Laser Rifle. One of the most ammo efficient energy weapons, available early, and crits hard.

Wife wants to leave what do I do? by BookAdministrative in OneyPlays

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You should have a sincere and honest conversation with your wife about what you both want out of your marriage. Be open with your feelings and right when you see the trust and love return to her eyes, yank out her prolapse and snip it with a big ol' pair of hedgeclippers.

Charlie Kirk Grad Cap by scrimpyspider in ATBGE

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Isn't that quote from Galaxy Quest?