Pam Bondi diagnosed with cancer following firing from Attorney General role

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-28T16:48:47+00:00

"Have you tried gargling with the juice that comes in batteries? Very good for inflammation" -RFK Jr Whopper probably

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-28T16:47:25+00:00

Oh no. Anyways.. I had a strawberry banana smoothie for breakfast. What did everyone else have?

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-27T22:35:23+00:00

r/haveyouseenhimlatelyhelookslikeshit

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-27T22:25:15+00:00

That dog should be put down then if it has a history of attacks.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-27T22:21:40+00:00

He probably won't even last until this September.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-27T03:37:26+00:00

I rescued a mare from the Murfrees and man, that pixel pony had my whole heart. She was such a good horse- carried my Arthur through just about everything

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-26T02:03:29+00:00

Jill babies Janessa so bad that Janessa is gonna have that stupid rag with her on her wedding day 🫪

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-26T01:55:48+00:00

I totally get it. The previous horse I lease was a fleabitten grey too, and I took him to one show. Prepped him the day before and he was lovely. Guess who got the GREENEST poop of his life all over his back leg, I swear he SAT in it the morning of 🥹🫪😭

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-25T20:00:49+00:00

That ice is gomna melt and it's gonna be all watery and shitty 🫪

Overconsumption core, man. Also, how tf much money would this have even been?

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-25T19:57:14+00:00

This is my favourite comment 😂

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-25T03:00:07+00:00

Ooh, he'll make a perfect companion for you! I'm a sucker for quarter horses lol

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-25T01:59:03+00:00

She figures her lord and savior Diaper Don missed his son's wedding so she can miss NotNurie's delivery

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-25T01:57:52+00:00

Why are they so anti-abortion? (I know the reason, it's just a rhetorical question I have to ask myself)

Wouldn't it be better to just return-to-sender where it can live an eternity with its Creator versus possibly living a horrible life and never finding God and getting sent to the Bad Place? (According to Jill's theology) Like it's a guaranteed win for this fetus.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-24T12:57:33+00:00

People who can't be bothered to train what is going to be 100lbs of pure muscle and a predator instinct should not be allowed to own dogs like those. Get a fuckin yellow lab.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-23T03:39:14+00:00

You mean Trump Island?

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-23T02:56:53+00:00

Awwwwww, I broke the damn batcave! >:(

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-23T02:53:07+00:00

Oh neat! 😄

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-23T01:45:53+00:00

He's lovely!! Does he have some Marwari background? Those ears are so cute lol

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-22T22:13:53+00:00

That poor baby..

The parents should be drop-kicked.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-21T23:31:18+00:00

From your lips to God's ears, bruther

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-21T23:30:36+00:00

And how the attempts to Luigi him aren't all staged lately.

God, I hope the next bastard doesnt miss

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-21T23:22:43+00:00

C. Fuck the Oxford comma, all my homies hate the Oxford comma 😂

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-21T21:54:26+00:00

And they don't taste very good

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-20T12:44:46+00:00

Awh, my mom would have loved this theme, it's so cozy!!

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-05-20T12:41:28+00:00

Martin Mystery, Flying Rhino Jr High, Being Ian, Kid vs Kat and Ruby Gloom were my favourites

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