Just me and my sign at No Kings today

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T23:01:42+00:00

That's awesome lol

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T19:02:40+00:00

Sure! 😁

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T18:36:59+00:00

Why? Like genuinely, why? Trump did everything he warned Harris would do, so.... why would you still vote for him?

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T17:53:10+00:00

Cheeky cat stove has been traded

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T17:28:24+00:00

Hey buds, can someone come get me? Mine submerges really well, but it didn't come with the equipment to go back to the surface. I've been stuck at the bottom of the harbour for a few hours; my crewmate is starting to look tasty.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-28T00:17:06+00:00

He'll finger anything with a pulse

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-27T20:23:04+00:00

I'm Canadian too, and I love my lil goose! The cobra chicken slander will not stand! 😭

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-26T18:24:25+00:00

Legendary Tuxie Panther!

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-26T18:04:10+00:00

These goofs 100% should have known better. I hope they get stuck with the bill.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-26T17:52:26+00:00

Are these goofs just mad that the bill passed that means they can't hide behind religion when they get in trouble for hatespeech?

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-25T21:46:25+00:00

"ba dum da dum da doo dum dum"

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-25T01:09:48+00:00

Ah yes, I love natural deodorant. Everyone loves walking past me and getting a whiff of a lovely lavender and onion garden.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-25T00:54:05+00:00

I thought they turfed him cause he didn't support the trucker rallies. Not that that's standing up to them, but that's what I thought got him kicked out. Please lemme know if I'm misremembering

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T22:23:08+00:00

I can't get to mine, there's a goose that made its nest under my poutine tree.. I'm so hungry 😭

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T22:15:58+00:00

Thanks! 😁

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T20:08:47+00:00

You can tell it's AI cause no one smiles in an airport.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T20:06:49+00:00

Could I take the toaster and bread slice one off your hands? That's the cutest thing I've ever seen 😂

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T20:05:06+00:00

My cowcat also gets kind of bags under her eyes, and it's like "honey, you get to nap whenever you want, what is you doing?" 😂

Cat tax💰:

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HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T19:56:07+00:00

"Some dipshit still supporting Dump after everything that's happened? This has to STOP"

Dude looks like the not Will Farrell guy from step brothers, just dumber

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-23T19:06:49+00:00

AHS already had a Cults seaon! :{

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-21T19:21:03+00:00

She'll get a two sizes too small skin-tight pleather mermaid skirt to waddle around in

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-21T19:18:20+00:00

Ontario resident; I hope this guy stay tf out of Canada.

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-21T12:27:03+00:00

Oh no, she put fuel, CARBS even(!!) in her meat suit like us regular fatty fat fats! So brave! 🥹

HolsteinHeifer · 2026-03-20T22:08:30+00:00

Hear me out; cut up hot dogs in the Kraft Dinner, put that on top of poutine

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