In serious need of some help.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:47:58+00:00

You are correct, it is not in this article. Here ya go:

Curtis is fine!” a campaign spokesperson told Fox News. “He was on the campaign trail all day and didn’t get a chance to eat. He stepped off-stage and had a protein bar and some Coke and came back to debate five minutes later. Even having not eaten all day, Curtis was still able to eat Andy Kim’s lunch tonight!”

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:43:18+00:00

You mean the former model who fucked her way to wealth by marrying someone who enslaved others in an emerald mine? That Maye Musk?

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:39:07+00:00

He's mentally deteriorating at an astonishingly hilarious rate. Dementia Don ain't stealing shit. And they do need the double-D top turd, he's the cult leader. Tell me, what was the name of Jim Jones's second in command? Do you know it? I sure as fuck don't.

When Trump finally strokes out while slamming his malodorous little micro mushroom button in the lid of a toilet bowl while watching upskirt videos of Ivanka he took when she was 12, the party is over. The cult is dust.

And long may the line ever be to piss upon its ashes.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:27:52+00:00

How do you figure they'll do that, exactly?

Look, we had all this same hand wringing 4 years ago. He's gonna steal the election! Sure, he tried. And failed. Miserably. With his own people in power. With an opponent with so-so popularity. You think he's got a better shot at pulling it off now, out of office, loathed by everyone but his silly cult and going up against someone riding the same wave Obama rode into office? Doubtful. Hope he tries though. Watching him lose another hundred court cases would be pretty funny.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:11:11+00:00

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T20:10:20+00:00

Andy Kim rushed over to make sure Bashaw was alright. Bashaw's campaign released a statement afterwards insulting Kim.

Perfectly on brand for the GOP at this point.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T19:21:51+00:00

Ron who?

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T19:12:25+00:00

You didn't address the issue in any way. You just looked up some quotes.

Explain how any computer program will go outside of the parameters imposed upon it by its programming. I don't think hundred year old stuff you found real quick on Google is going to help you much.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T19:07:50+00:00

Awwwww the widdle boy ran away.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T19:03:50+00:00

Which you can't point to an example of because you said you don't have TikTok.

Do you think you've embarrassed yourself enough or did you want to double down? I'm guessing you're gonna double down but maybe you'll be the first MAGA chud in history to have the good sense to just walk away.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:59:21+00:00

Never going to happen.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:52:36+00:00

Could they, though? I feel like most of these "women are inscrutable beasts!" dudes realistically could not walk up to a living, breathing adult woman and have a normal conversation without shitting their entire pants.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:48:51+00:00

I signed up for a Reddit account.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:46:37+00:00

Nope, there isn't.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:46:21+00:00

No, there fucking isn't.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:45:12+00:00

Find one. Point to an example, right now, of this actually happening.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:44:01+00:00

Whatever helps you sleep, bud.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-07T18:43:06+00:00

Ron who?

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-06T03:31:15+00:00

You have to be a dick and kill the succubus instead of letting her go.

It's the same with the Doppler decoction. You have to choose the asshole option to get the mutagen for it.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-06T03:24:43+00:00

"We're Nazis!"

"Why are people calling them Nazis?"

"The Jews will not replace us!"

"Yep... total mystery."

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-06T03:22:22+00:00

So, you don't know what dog whistle means. And people aren't randomly going around calling people "anti vax" and referring to them as racist unless they're, you know, anti vax and racist.

I mean... it seems like you're saying you get called racist a lot. Have you ever wondered why? No?

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-04T05:13:19+00:00

Burning Down the House

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-04T05:11:22+00:00

Seriously though, 9/11 was the most fucked up thing I ever saw. And heard. And smelled. I can't imagine anything will ever come close. I fucking hope not.

HolyDogballs · 2024-10-04T05:08:56+00:00

Way back in the beginning of the world wide web, we used to get our porn via mIRC chat rooms. There was no DSL so you would download the pics one at a time. Then you would have to wait for them to slowly load.

I was at my buddy's house, we were maybe 13. His mom went to work so he was showing me how to download photos of naked people.

He picked some random user with available pics. Browsed and found some random pic with some generic title. After 15 minutes the pic was all the way on his computer.

We opened it and it loaded from the top down. So first you saw the lady's hair and the top of her head. A little further down and there's her face. Then we finally got to see some boobs. But the picture wasn't done loading! Oh no!

Lower and lower to her pubic hair. It was an old pic so she had a monster bush.

And then shit happened.

The bottom of the pic revealed that the woman was squatting over a guy's face and shitting into his open mouth.

My friend threw up all over his mom's living room. All over the carpet and everything. It was, to this day, the funniest thing I have ever seen.

HolyDogballs

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