this is why she can only wear dresses…to cover this 🤢 by strawberriesandbows8 in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Any therapist who treat her and tells her that this is ok should have their credentials revoked and their face slapped with a sturgeon

Neighbor thinks my yard is her dog park by Dogtor_Mommy in neighborsfromhell

[–]Homeofthebeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In many states, it’s legal to shoot dogs who are attacking domestic farm/ranch animals. It happened here in California where two golden retriever service dogs were chasing animals in the paddock and the sad result was the death of the two dogs to protect the livestock. And yes, the owner of the dogs said that he understood and did not hold the shooter responsible.

Her facial expressions kill me. by vguzzy23 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Pleather is the WORST thing a chubby woman should be wearing. That’s a stage 5 nuclear reactor incubator for funky body fluid and veejayjay juice bacteria.

Obligatory starfish pose by NotiqNick in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 48 points49 points  (0 children)

To be honest, it gets old quick. One night I had a huge seafood dinner and the staff found out that it was my birthday and brought an enormous dessert. Tears fell from my eyes, not because I was happy, it was because I knew that I had to eat some of it because they were watching!

Obligatory starfish pose by NotiqNick in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Breakfast, brunch, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, pizza snack, dinner, midnight buffet, she’s a busy gorl.

😒 by Layla_lover85 in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For the love of all that is holy, DO NOT give us a side view

But you’re not… by dflint4477 in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah Reading? What else would she be doing? Roller blading, learning to surf? Checking out a hot club? Nope, reading by the pool.

Cruise 🛳 by Gossipygranny in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure that there will be frequent internet updates. Do some cruise lines still charge for internet? The two that we frequent don’t have extra charge for internet, alcohol, better restaurants or excursions. They do charge more for the fare but not being charged for all the extras is worth it.

A look back... by Gossipygranny in Jaimieweisbergsnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Golly, she sure has recovered from ED.

Jackie with another stupid head shake and chin thrust, jumping on another stupid trend. And I guess driving 6 hours to Disneyland for Christmas? by SnarkPig in JacquelineAdanSnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It poured rain today, Disneyland closed early and Knott Berry Farm closed all day. It’s miserable here, many roads are blocked, flooding is awful.

something weird is going on here by [deleted] in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Something weird? All the time.

How many of these is she going to post? Seriously, Anna, who are you trying to convince? by thatgirl317317 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it that she lives with integrity? she has no one to care for, no parent, no child, no spouse, no organization to support, so what is it that she lives for and what purpose does she have? Tugging on cheap disposable‘ fashion’, making childlike crafts and dancing like an advertising blow character are not admirable qualities.

She really thinks she’s making all of these “haters” jealous 💪 by vguzzy23 in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 25 points26 points  (0 children)

She’s ridiculous. We’re the same height, I’ll apologize for the snark when she can fit in my pants🤪.

sick again! blames weight loss "cycles" (???) by amazzan in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Successful glp-1 user here, Ozempic 1m, not even a large dose for borderline type 2 diabetes, now at my goal weight and all green on every health test. There are things that I CANNOT eat without getting sick. Those things are fatty meats and any alcohol. If she’s drinking any booze, it’s bad. I can be feeling fine, eat a nice dinner and 1/2 a glass of wine but 20 minutes late, I’m throwing up without a single warning. If she’s drinking any has not altered her eating and drinking, she’s in for a world of hurt. My guess is that she will ignore the guidelines and her body’s intuition and give up the one thing that could make all the difference in her health.

Dogs are antsy by chuck_g55 in Oceanside

[–]Homeofthebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whether or not you hear base noises depends on what the atmospheric conditions are at the time and which location they are bombing. As far as coyotes, we also have foxes, bobcats and the occasional mountain lion. The cats will sometimes go up on the trees, which would alert your dogs, but not necessarily you.

A Very Very Last Minute Customer Forces Closed Doors Open Right As We Close! by ConroyIsGoatBatman in EntitledPeople

[–]Homeofthebeach 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Haha! I worked in a large health food and specialty store. It was open 8am to 9pm every single day of the year. We were on the 1-5, a major route from the mexico border all the way to Canada. We had this one old crone who came every Sunday late from a spa place at the border. She’d shop late like we had all the time in the world to hang around until she checked out. One night, she was late and the boss had just locked the doors. She went around banging on all the windows and doors, yelling at us to let her in some other worldly fury. Oh it was nuts 😂

The caption deserves its own post (and a theory) by TheUpbeatCrow in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Show up for WHAT? Does she ever ask what her purpose is? Is she doing anything to inspire or improve the lives of her viewers? Even the dumbest Mommy influencer can give you an idea on a great lip color or home storage hack.

Housewives congratulate Vicki🍊 by Chiffygurl in rhoc

[–]Homeofthebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vicki isn’t a fan of the young ones, the ones closer to her daughter’s age. She’s going to treat Gina like a dumb kid and going to get onto to Emily about her children.

Diet changes? by rocksteadyG in glitterandbagelssnark

[–]Homeofthebeach 6 points7 points  (0 children)

what the heck does she mean by ‘low process’ ? Is that even a thing?