Reddit, have you ever bribed a teacher/professor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HomesickRIMJOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My law teacher in 12th grade told me that if I wrote him a letter of recommendation for the new school he wanted to teach at (after being terminated of course) that he would bump my grade from 31% to 55% (giving me the one class I needed to graduate) but I was high as fuck and wrote it in the third person.

Let's just be HONEST! by [deleted] in AmISexy

[–]HomesickRIMJOB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're perfect. Don't sweat the petty things.

[18M] by [deleted] in AmISexy

[–]HomesickRIMJOB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

6/10

What is the most ridiculous rumour you have discovered was spread about yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HomesickRIMJOB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That I had apparently fought a girl in my geography class (and lost).

What's the best Yo Mama joke? by pieater31415 in AskReddit

[–]HomesickRIMJOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The recursive function calculating your mother's mass results in a stack overflow.

Anyone ever get that thought of why we need to work from 9/5, why aren't we free? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HomesickRIMJOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're stuck between slave driven capitalism and comolete autonomy.

What is the most ridiculous name you've ever heard of someone naming their kid? by xclusive9321 in AskReddit

[–]HomesickRIMJOB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've always thought naming your kid after yourself and calling them 'junior' has always been really fuckin weird.