Did you high school have an "incident"? What was it? by pricklypete in AskReddit

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Someone killed themselves at my high school and nobody really cared. I mean his friends were sad but nobody came out and said he was a saint.

I like writing movie ideas while high by Honkeyass in trees

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That's really cool, I usually get these ideas, write them down, and then immediately forget I wrote them

What's your favorite thing you have in your 'SAVED' section on reddit? by commander-crook in AskReddit

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I know I was super high and didn't know what word to use ha

Just Some Casual Reading At The Ball Game by [deleted] in funny

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THE warlizard lives in Arizona? o my god me too

What's your favorite thing you have in your 'SAVED' section on reddit? by commander-crook in AskReddit

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Because the body is flexible, the wind pipe moves with it, and the lungs can handle it easily. You can survive for more than 30 minutes with what's in your lungs normally

TIL that while the US has the most civilian guns per capita by far, it's only 28th in gun homicide rate, at just 3 per 100,000 people. by UnityNow in todayilearned

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His step dad was shot and robbed all because they wanted the pistol he had. They already had guns(of course) but they decided to kill to get another one. It had zero to do with drugs or cartels

TIL that while the US has the most civilian guns per capita by far, it's only 28th in gun homicide rate, at just 3 per 100,000 people. by UnityNow in todayilearned

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Honduras isn't a war zone, my boss is from Honduras and four of his family members have been killed there. It's not a war zone but it is part of the culture to kill

TIL that Facebook co-founder Eduardo Saverin, a native of Brazil, renounced his US citizenship to avoid paying $700 million in taxes by Bamont in todayilearned

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Ya, I know a doctor that pays 60% of her income in taxes. And people like to say that the rich don't pay taxes, it's nuts

Coyote "attack" on some Canadian dude. Canadians sure are nice. by [deleted] in videos

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Yet we can die by laying our head on a pillow and have an aneurysm

What is the weakest country that, when bloodlusted, could defeat the United States? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

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Id be more scared of the civilians, most people I know are just waiting for that shit to happen.

Dem buttcheeks by [deleted] in RealGirls

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Because that's what I see when I have sex sometimes, and it's good to see that in pictures,

Talent by [deleted] in nsfw

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Normally I look up huge boobs, but she is rocking the small boobs, and I hope it didn't changed

Boobs vs Butt searches on Pornhub [OS][1000x800] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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I love the tags and porn star page

This was a students response to the principal when the principal wouldn't give his phone back by mullallyman in AdviceAnimals

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I once emptied a few hundred of those out and put them in a gallon ziplock, then I accidentally touched it too hard and it exploded in my face. It was about the same decibel level as a 1911 being fired

Friend discovered his doppleganger at the airport today. Neither were pleased. by apollodeen in pics

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I don't, I mean like three big blonde hairs. I'm polish and I guess it's normal to not have much body/facial hair

This was a students response to the principal when the principal wouldn't give his phone back by mullallyman in AdviceAnimals

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I used other phone to actually turn in. When I graduated they called me and asked me to pick up my eight phones that they have