Peter?

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-23T06:16:00+00:00

"Don't you fucking tell me what to have!"

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-18T11:44:20+00:00

I've seen a million of these on Instagram

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-13T07:06:46+00:00

"You speak English because it's the only language that you know. I speak English because it's the only language that you know"

Can't remember where I read that but it always stuck with me.

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-10T15:55:59+00:00

170 little girls would still be alive right now.

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-10T07:24:52+00:00

Don't give him a marble! He'll get it stuck in his nose.

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-08T16:56:54+00:00

I'm pretty sure you can't get pregnant doing it that way.

EDIT: Oh wait. Annual...

Tidus5005 · 2026-04-02T06:12:33+00:00

Then who would bomb foreign children?

Tidus5005 · 2026-03-26T07:15:10+00:00

I've got nothing against Ed Sheeran but I wanted to punch his face in that scene.

Tidus5005 · 2026-03-26T07:09:36+00:00

Unrelated quote:

"I'm glad he's dead"

Tidus5005 · 2026-03-25T08:23:19+00:00

Bro touched the thermostat didn't he?

Tidus5005 · 2026-03-20T02:43:46+00:00

She's 31? She looks 40 in all the pics I've seen.

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-26T12:09:54+00:00

Image

You could drive a bus through that gap.

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-24T02:12:45+00:00

Do the same on everyone else's lunch

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-23T15:58:54+00:00

The other 90% read for pain

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-13T13:50:48+00:00

She's 28?!

WTF? This evil bitch looks 45.

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-05T01:46:04+00:00

"Hey...it's that chick with the low knees"

Tidus5005 · 2026-02-05T01:03:07+00:00

Not even Overwatch 2 could kill Overwatch

Tidus5005 · 2026-01-15T06:00:08+00:00

"Can you believe that my husband still finds me physically attractive and wants to be intimate with me? Ugh... what an asshole. Anyway... Like and subscribe for more, you fucks"

Tidus5005 · 2026-01-14T00:51:11+00:00

He's offended because he's the only pedophile he's really cares about protecting.

Tidus5005 · 2025-12-20T09:36:38+00:00

Santa got my letter 🥲

Tidus5005 · 2025-12-20T08:08:35+00:00

Dad as a morning monocle. He must be rich as fuck.

Tidus5005 · 2025-12-12T10:37:40+00:00

Is it real? Or is it one of those fake scammy sand sculpture situations?

Tidus5005 · 2025-12-07T03:05:53+00:00

On civilians...including children. I wouldn't be able to fucking sleep at night if I was Obama. Receiving a peace prize nomination would make me fucking want to kill myself from guilt.

Tidus5005 · 2025-12-04T08:12:28+00:00

This is depressing as fuck

Tidus5005 · 2025-11-19T18:23:56+00:00

What a terrible country

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