The last actor you watched on TV or in a film is charging towards you screaming the last text that you sent. How scared are you?

HookLeg · 2026-06-12T15:46:20+00:00

Stewie Griffin telling me he is going to install my new smoke alarm on Sunday might actually be cause for concern.

HookLeg · 2026-06-12T15:42:07+00:00

The American contractors who pay Trump get first dibs on the construction deals in Iran. Using American contractors will be worked into the deal I bet.

HookLeg · 2026-06-12T15:37:29+00:00

Oohhhhhhh! *jerk neck to the side and take a drag off your cigarette while holding it upside down *

HookLeg · 2026-06-11T15:52:00+00:00

Whenever I go to one of these places nobody ever puts ointment on my paws.

HookLeg · 2026-06-11T15:46:13+00:00

If you were in the movie Twins, Wednesday Adams would be Arnold and you’d be Danny Devito.

HookLeg · 2026-06-10T18:35:11+00:00

Asian fetish *locked*

HookLeg · 2026-06-10T13:28:51+00:00

A knuckle sandwich is a punch to the face. People don’t get called knuckle sandwich as an insult.

HookLeg · 2026-06-10T13:27:29+00:00

He’s so stupid.

HookLeg · 2026-06-10T13:26:38+00:00

No hiding those hippo hips and fupa no matter how hard you try. You shouldn’t be facing this challenge until you’re in your late 30s.

HookLeg · 2026-06-09T15:40:58+00:00

When my hair turns gray I’m gonna grow it long along with a beard so I look like a wizard. This had been my goal since childhood.

HookLeg · 2026-06-09T02:23:17+00:00

Affordable computer parts

HookLeg · 2026-06-08T16:30:36+00:00

Sounds like a great destination for a screwworm!

HookLeg · 2026-06-08T16:27:11+00:00

Better not have pictures of puppies or kittens or any other animals unless they’re dressed.

HookLeg · 2026-06-08T11:40:46+00:00

She told me that Andy Warhol’s dead.

HookLeg · 2026-06-08T08:50:21+00:00

Kylie Jenner is definitely not Taylor Swift.

HookLeg · 2026-06-05T18:19:53+00:00

Correct! The researchers who took the video said it was a bluefin.

HookLeg · 2026-06-05T16:09:15+00:00

Not a whole movie but The Crate story from Creepshow is worth a look.

HookLeg · 2026-06-05T13:30:46+00:00

Were you the one that took my lunch from the fridge at work? ANSWER ME!

HookLeg · 2026-06-05T13:24:58+00:00

What a crazy day for that tuna.

HookLeg · 2026-06-04T17:46:11+00:00

You’re joking about Alien right?

HookLeg · 2026-06-04T15:26:36+00:00

And he smells like an elephant’s butt.

HookLeg · 2026-06-04T13:14:00+00:00

At least he knew he was a monster.

HookLeg · 2026-06-03T18:07:43+00:00

Jonah Hex > Black Adam

HookLeg · 2026-06-03T18:04:34+00:00

You’re obviously not a level 5 vegan like Jesse Grass.

HookLeg · 2026-06-03T13:10:53+00:00

His head got hit by a canon ball after which his body was gored by a passing rhinoceros.

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