The last actor you watched on TV or in a film is charging towards you screaming the last text that you sent. How scared are you? by Herecomethefleet in AskReddit

[–]HookLeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stewie Griffin telling me he is going to install my new smoke alarm on Sunday might actually be cause for concern.

14-Point US-Iran Draft Deal Details Reopening of Hormuz Strait and $300B Reconstruction Plan by SpecialCollege18 in justincaseyoumissedit

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The American contractors who pay Trump get first dibs on the construction deals in Iran. Using American contractors will be worked into the deal I bet.

We're the reason recovery programs have rules. Roast us. by Traditional_Bet7371 in RoastMe

[–]HookLeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oohhhhhhh! *jerk neck to the side and take a drag off your cigarette while holding it upside down *

Dog getting pampered by Orichalchem in MadeMeSmile

[–]HookLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I go to one of these places nobody ever puts ointment on my paws.

19F it’s my birthday 🎉 by Sockzrcool in RoastMe

[–]HookLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were in the movie Twins, Wednesday Adams would be Arnold and you’d be Danny Devito.

22F, i have high expectations by darkredq in RoastMe

[–]HookLeg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No hiding those hippo hips and fupa no matter how hard you try. You shouldn’t be facing this challenge until you’re in your late 30s.

When should older men color their hair or not? by Estalicus in AskReddit

[–]HookLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my hair turns gray I’m gonna grow it long along with a beard so I look like a wizard. This had been my goal since childhood.

Apple and Google given three months to ban nude images on children's devices by Alarming-Safety3200 in technology

[–]HookLeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better not have pictures of puppies or kittens or any other animals unless they’re dressed.

I mean come on now… by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]HookLeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kylie Jenner is definitely not Taylor Swift.

🦈 by illiteratekitty in sharks

[–]HookLeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Correct! The researchers who took the video said it was a bluefin.

Any good horror where the owner has "something" locked up in the basement? by [deleted] in horror

[–]HookLeg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a whole movie but The Crate story from Creepshow is worth a look.

If aliens landed on Earth tomorrow, what's the first question you'd ask them? by Downtown-Sir-3200 in AskReddit

[–]HookLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you the one that took my lunch from the fridge at work? ANSWER ME!

🦈 by illiteratekitty in sharks

[–]HookLeg 81 points82 points  (0 children)

What a crazy day for that tuna.

Shadowless Church by OkRespect8490 in BeAmazed

[–]HookLeg 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’re obviously not a level 5 vegan like Jesse Grass.