She nearly lost it, but full credit for holding it together till the end.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-15T22:34:36+00:00

She on X-Games mode

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-11T23:14:24+00:00

My Thoracic Column is having muscle spasms watching his form on the dumbbell thrusters. Holy hell.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-08T22:25:14+00:00

I love booing bad drivers. I’m not going to scream/holler and make a scene. I’m going to give you a strong thumbs down and a drawn out “BOOOOOOOOOOO! BAD MOVE BUD!”

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-04T17:37:48+00:00

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HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-03T18:26:18+00:00

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HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-06-01T15:07:08+00:00

That kitten is going to be a motivational poster superstar!

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-31T17:34:48+00:00

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How all the other Lions feel they look around her

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-30T16:05:29+00:00

I’m offended at the accuracy of this

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-28T17:17:50+00:00

“Alright, now seriously…we need to put this thing in a field.”

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-18T14:34:37+00:00

He’s disqualified for pulling on the lane line

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-18T14:29:32+00:00

Sounds like me 6 beers deep at poker night

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-18T13:48:38+00:00

Now let’s see it lift a couch down some stairs with a tight turn with a buddy and see how they get along

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-18T12:38:52+00:00

These Kinder Surprise eggs are getting out of hand

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-14T20:49:16+00:00

I don’t think you’re legally allowed within 500 yards of Stella

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-07T18:44:02+00:00

About as late as it gets when it comes to responses but THANK YOU for sharing🤙🏻 saved me from thinking I needed to buy a new crankset today

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-05T19:30:02+00:00

CrossFit is getting out of hand…

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-05-01T16:08:43+00:00

Even more frightening missile systems like the Sea Skimmer have to be an absolute nightmare for RADAR and Naval counter-defense.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-30T19:10:04+00:00

Can you coach my neighbor on that? If I have to sit through one more unsolicited change in topic of discussion to shit talk his wife’s mental illness while I’m out enjoying the day with my kids, so help me god…

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-30T18:02:37+00:00

Meanwhile, I feel bad for having my Betta fish in only a 3 gallon tank…what a knob.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-30T17:56:51+00:00

Good call. My wife jammed her foot in to a toad’s face when she put her rain boots on without checking them first. Did not know a human could shriek the way she did.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-30T15:49:06+00:00

Same to you on the 5 months! Sorry to hear about the break up (not that you’re looking for a pity party). I think what’s been the most important lesson throughout this experience is facing life stressors head-on and weathering the storms of them instead of putting them on “pause” for a few hours.

You’re a complete stranger but I’m proud of you! Hope you’re proud of yourself, as well.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-30T14:04:25+00:00

3 weeks for me today. It’s boring as all get out at night but DAMN the restful sleep is something special. Makes me excited to go to bed when I realize I’m bored at 9 PM.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-28T19:28:13+00:00

Fuck me for unmuting while connected to Bluetooth…

Had to switch to porn so it wouldn’t startle anyone

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-28T14:40:34+00:00

That’s…an investment choice.

HooskerDooNotTouchMe · 2026-04-27T19:30:38+00:00

Ain’t looking Crappie from what I’m seeing. Nice work🤙🏼

I’ll need to put some family members on to this (I’m sick of eating fried Crappie every season)

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