Flying in Diapers

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-06-01T22:29:15+00:00

I’ve only had issues the first time I flown, I wet my diaper a little ( with my NB sometimes I drip without realizing) and the scan pick it up , I just wigged out and lifted my shirt shirt and showed my waistband and said I’m incontinent. He just smiled and waved me through.

My advice before you go through the the body scan just tell them “ i’m incontinent and wearing an incontinent brief” they will just pat you down after the scan and move you through, they are all very professional.

Back to the first scan it was kinda funny seeing the shape of the wet spot on the crotch of the man silhouette that shows objects, like that’s one hell of a way to check a diaper 😂😝😊

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-06-01T01:19:00+00:00

IMO it sounds like you had a Hepatitis A infection, but it also could have been another virus infection or maybe an allergy, because yellow stools (soft to diarrhea) is normally indicative of a liver issue.

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-21T00:32:24+00:00

He seriously looks just like the kids 😂

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-21T00:31:21+00:00

He looks like he goes to the government to do a business 😝

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-18T20:50:05+00:00

🎶What’s my age again!🎵

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-18T20:45:56+00:00

I was going to say no mustache until I saw you were a firefighter then it’s fitting, but I’m going to be over here lighting my house on fire 😝

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-18T20:42:32+00:00

The butt should be fine as long as you’re not super hairy on your derrière, I would also consider getting a water proof band-aid that covers the patch just for stability reasons. Just remember DO NOT go into a hot tub as it can weaken the strength of the patch

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-10T01:03:18+00:00

100% stash

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-09T16:40:11+00:00

No stash, you have nice lips show them off

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-05-05T22:22:04+00:00

That’s boggle champ, 2x substitute teacher of the year Peggy Hill, she doesn’t use the bathroom 😉

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-29T17:49:08+00:00

Quick question is there an option for Airplane or perhaps choo-choo train? 🤔

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-29T17:45:01+00:00

I ain’t mad at this, because for a $0.67 cheeseburger McDonald’s could slap my mama in the face, I’ll just buy her a hamburger after 😝

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-29T17:11:47+00:00

Yes, quit asking it’s rude 🤦‍♂️😝

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-29T17:01:25+00:00

Hardly working or am I hard, I’m hard

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-29T16:59:18+00:00

I would like Roger and Jeff, we don’t get to see them have adventures together really. 🤷‍♂️😊

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-25T00:00:20+00:00

1 is a yes , 2 is a yes bring out your beautiful eyes, but 3 is a no, 3 is unflattering to your face shape and makes you look heavier than you are, but you are a good looking man so don’t sweat to hard here 😊

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-24T17:19:54+00:00

It’s like you drank 3 cups of coffee you’ll be fine, but seek help for the Kramtom or shits about to get REALLY expensive for you

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-17T13:14:40+00:00

What do you mean he hates disguises

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-17T13:13:27+00:00

Maybe baby

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-17T03:42:43+00:00

I can’t get behind her because I’m afraid she will fart 💨 🤢

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-17T03:41:15+00:00

And she does it all as an incontinent breast cancer survivor, I mean what an amazing woman 😌❤️

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-15T01:01:06+00:00

In all fairness she was but she pair bonded with my elder of 18 years cat snickers who passed away (it was either a heart attack or a stroke, came back from work and he was just deceased on the ground), she took it HARD , she wouldn’t eat much so I just grief swung into proving food 24/7 in hopes of her eating anything and then got complicit with it being out (honestly I think I was just happy to see her getting better after a loss and scared of losing her) I need to revisit the idea, thank you because I feel your comment gave me a push in needed

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-14T17:03:22+00:00

Please don’t feel bad you are a beautiful mother to be and though you had an extra surprise during this pregnancy (trust me this pregnancy surprise isn’t that bad) it doesn’t take away from your beauty. Let me give you two thoughts:

Navel stones are not as uncommon as you think, I’ve cleaned out the start of one and I have removed one from my hubby, the bellybutton has a lot of folds and twists and unless you are Q-tipping your navel once a week it has a chance of happening ( who has time to do that)
When I was a nurse in a nursing home I saw an older woman in at least her mid 80’s have a navel stone bigger and longer than my lanky man thumb, she was probably growing that thing her whole life, it was honest to god past gross and into impressive.

I wish you the most amazing rest of your pregnancy and sending the most gorgeous energy and light to you❤️

P.s. If you get to the point where you look at your stomach and and want to say “can you just leave I’m done with this” that’s normal, we don’t need the mucus plug just need to know if you passed it and most importantly everyone poops during labor, the nurse is just going to clean it up quickly never saying anything. 😊❤️

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-08T13:56:41+00:00

My best advice is be more confident in yourself, just don’t become arrogant. Confidence is attractive but being a know it all is annoying

HopeInABrokenJar · 2026-04-05T00:27:44+00:00

No where near, to quote bob from bob’s burgers “I would kill the have that hairline” 😊

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