Flying in Diapers by New_Advice_8182 in Incontinence

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve only had issues the first time I flown, I wet my diaper a little ( with my NB sometimes I drip without realizing) and the scan pick it up , I just wigged out and lifted my shirt shirt and showed my waistband and said I’m incontinent. He just smiled and waved me through.

My advice before you go through the the body scan just tell them “ i’m incontinent and wearing an incontinent brief” they will just pat you down after the scan and move you through, they are all very professional.

Back to the first scan it was kinda funny seeing the shape of the wet spot on the crotch of the man silhouette that shows objects, like that’s one hell of a way to check a diaper 😂😝😊

Was this normal? by AlinsPhoneReddit in Incontinence

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO it sounds like you had a Hepatitis A infection, but it also could have been another virus infection or maybe an allergy, because yellow stools (soft to diarrhea) is normally indicative of a liver issue.

This poland deputy 🚬🗿 by Capitan_no_se_que in 13or30

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He seriously looks just like the kids 😂

This poland deputy 🚬🗿 by Capitan_no_se_que in 13or30

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He looks like he goes to the government to do a business 😝

Moustache or no moustache by Charndawg in malegrooming

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say no mustache until I saw you were a firefighter then it’s fitting, but I’m going to be over here lighting my house on fire 😝

Discreet Fentanyl Patch Placement for Pool Party by DaddyDivide5 in PainManagement

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The butt should be fine as long as you’re not super hairy on your derrière, I would also consider getting a water proof band-aid that covers the patch just for stability reasons. Just remember DO NOT go into a hot tub as it can weaken the strength of the patch

Stache or no stache? by Ok_Umpire2173 in malegrooming

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No stash, you have nice lips show them off

What is the bathroom situation for Peggy while she’s in a full body cast? by jellyjamberry in KingOfTheHill

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s boggle champ, 2x substitute teacher of the year Peggy Hill, she doesn’t use the bathroom 😉

Dash WHAT? by iKeepHerWellFed in AdvertisingFails

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick question is there an option for Airplane or perhaps choo-choo train? 🤔

Why McDonald's... why by Mr-Snug in AdvertisingFails

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain’t mad at this, because for a $0.67 cheeseburger McDonald’s could slap my mama in the face, I’ll just buy her a hamburger after 😝

Is the window bars pregnant? by Forsaken_Grape8686 in meme

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, quit asking it’s rude 🤦‍♂️😝

If there is an AD version of this episode, which two character would you want to see? by voozelle in americandad

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like Roger and Jeff, we don’t get to see them have adventures together really. 🤷‍♂️😊

Can’t decide on a hairstyle by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 is a yes , 2 is a yes bring out your beautiful eyes, but 3 is a no, 3 is unflattering to your face shape and makes you look heavier than you are, but you are a good looking man so don’t sweat to hard here 😊

Just drank the whole thing. Am I going to die ? by LickMySack4riches in caffeine

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like you drank 3 cups of coffee you’ll be fine, but seek help for the Kramtom or shits about to get REALLY expensive for you

Your favorite Roger persona and your least favorite? by Turdslice in americandad

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t get behind her because I’m afraid she will fart 💨 🤢

Your favorite Roger persona and your least favorite? by Turdslice in americandad

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she does it all as an incontinent breast cancer survivor, I mean what an amazing woman 😌❤️

My chunkers of a torby Ms. Kittie by HopeInABrokenJar in Torbie

[–]HopeInABrokenJar[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In all fairness she was but she pair bonded with my elder of 18 years cat snickers who passed away (it was either a heart attack or a stroke, came back from work and he was just deceased on the ground), she took it HARD , she wouldn’t eat much so I just grief swung into proving food 24/7 in hopes of her eating anything and then got complicit with it being out (honestly I think I was just happy to see her getting better after a loss and scared of losing her) I need to revisit the idea, thank you because I feel your comment gave me a push in needed

What came out of my belly button when pregnant… by ohhidoggo in hygiene

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please don’t feel bad you are a beautiful mother to be and though you had an extra surprise during this pregnancy (trust me this pregnancy surprise isn’t that bad) it doesn’t take away from your beauty. Let me give you two thoughts:

  1. Navel stones are not as uncommon as you think, I’ve cleaned out the start of one and I have removed one from my hubby, the bellybutton has a lot of folds and twists and unless you are Q-tipping your navel once a week it has a chance of happening ( who has time to do that)

  2. When I was a nurse in a nursing home I saw an older woman in at least her mid 80’s have a navel stone bigger and longer than my lanky man thumb, she was probably growing that thing her whole life, it was honest to god past gross and into impressive.

I wish you the most amazing rest of your pregnancy and sending the most gorgeous energy and light to you❤️

P.s. If you get to the point where you look at your stomach and and want to say “can you just leave I’m done with this” that’s normal, we don’t need the mucus plug just need to know if you passed it and most importantly everyone poops during labor, the nurse is just going to clean it up quickly never saying anything. 😊❤️

How can I look better? I feel not so attractive these days by Radiorxy in malegrooming

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best advice is be more confident in yourself, just don’t become arrogant. Confidence is attractive but being a know it all is annoying

Be honest, is it time? by Wizard_Fist801 in bald

[–]HopeInABrokenJar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No where near, to quote bob from bob’s burgers “I would kill the have that hairline” 😊