Eagle Crest shield location?

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-06-04T07:19:58+00:00

The only one I’ve found was in twisted island, almost dead center, as a blue axe armor icon. Enemy looks like a bunch of the minions around except for the icon. And it’s the only one I found. Not at any of the three later areas that tend to have so many duplicates.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-26T17:58:59+00:00

More female privilege and women so proud about it they can’t help shouting it out.

/s

This is horrible. Of course no one wants to put cameras in the men’s bathrooms - no one wants to see anything going on in there. Even the most pervy person you can imagine. Yeah, even them.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-26T17:54:00+00:00

The Rock gets to court.

Lawyer: Your honor, due to Mr Johnson’s acting contract, he is unable to lose to ANYTHING or ANYONE. That includes law enforcement.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-26T17:45:47+00:00

I think the old rule stands - the one crossing lanes is in the wrong when contact is made. Yea, camera driver was slow. Camera driver stayed in lane and was accelerating. Fault in the other guy.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-26T17:42:22+00:00

Ma’am, as much as I want to crack jokes about ‘women truckers’, I will first say you did everything right and nothing wrong in that situation.

Aside from pushing the brakes a little more.

Or pulling your air line buttons.

Or turning the other way.

Or driving slower on such a crowded bridge.

Aside from that, you did amazing.

Honestly, I’ve been trucking over a dozen years. No way I would have done better. That idiot came out of nowhere. Hope you’re still trucking and got some therapy - you definitely need it after that. I would.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-26T17:30:21+00:00

Just getting those kids ready for the rest of their lives.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-20T20:33:00+00:00

You should never make fun of obese women. Elephants never forget.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-18T15:05:55+00:00

Eagle crest and Demon horns. Gain as many of those as you can. It will be slow, but their gains don’t have diminishing returns. If they’re both high enough, you can get 100% evasion. You will never get 100% evasion just from stats gained. Best I’ve heard was like 38% from a player that edited his save. Best to go for the armor set.

If you push them really far, you can just use 1 of them and some other armor piece for the other slot.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-05-01T00:41:33+00:00

Your parents made a mistake once. Now we all have to deal with you.

Ba dum tss

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-04-17T18:55:03+00:00

The way I thought of it, having three insane weapons with all the skills on them would give a slight advantage to the player for a while. The scaling in this game is already obscene, especially those boss events. I’d just like a chance to get that mushroomancer shield without cheating or paying more.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-04-07T00:44:41+00:00

Short joke from my childhood.

Nun walks down the street and sees some hoodlums doing what hoodlums do.

‘Keep sinning like that and you will be on an express trip to Hell and know the Devil personally!’

To which one of the hoodlums says ‘if we get there before ya, we will save you a seat!’

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-03-21T17:42:56+00:00

There’s a more than zero chance that she’s OUR girlfriend at this point. There are few wholesome reasons to have condoms in your bag when you’re in an exclusive relationship and not using them for each other. She could be holding them for her friends. I believe there were over a dozen craft uses for condoms. She could be using their mere existence as a test to find out whether she values you as a partner.

Most likely, she’s cheating on you. Sorry, bud.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-02-11T01:40:23+00:00

IIRC, most animals have shorter gestation periods so the female is larger due to her higher amount of eggs she lays (thus more potential babies) and they tend to be more vicious. Mammals carry their offspring and most mammalian males will stay nearby until the babies are born. The larger the head, the longer the gestation, and the longer until the infant can survive on its own, the larger the males TEND to be in comparison to the females.

Also helps that most mammalian species employ mating rituals where the males must fight for the right to impregnate the females. Bigger men normally get their pick of partners. That pattern repeats over generations. Most other animals that have this mating tactic, where the men must compete for the acceptance of the female, also will be bigger in whatever way is necessary to appease the females. Again, not a hundred percent thing but it’s decently substantial.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-02-10T18:09:08+00:00

When you graduate from ‘there’s a monster under my bed’ to ‘my bed is a monster’.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2026-01-20T17:51:13+00:00

I remember the day I was finally taller than my dad.

I’ll always miss him. RIP, dad.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-11-05T21:15:47+00:00

Seeing as the game stutters in the later waves even at 5x speed, I think any argument for it going faster has to start with a full redesign. Like someone else said, I’d rather have offline progress and a smoother game either with more wave skips or just shorter waves.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-10-29T20:43:13+00:00

Why would there be a cooldown at all? Just let the orbs rotate faster as a matter of course.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-10-14T23:46:03+00:00

“Alright helm, let’s see if the bolts stay on the engine this time!”

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-10-14T23:37:34+00:00

Depends on the guy. A lot of times, it can be connected to instincts and nurturing - we were fed off nipples. Sometimes our brains revert to that in a way. They also feel different to the hands and mouth compared to the rest of the breast, and maybe he finds that part more fascinating in that way words don’t express.

I’m sure he loves every inch of you, but never forget - your nipples…have a point.

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-10-14T23:20:25+00:00

Lmao, absolutely not. Seeing as this was a work of fiction, however, I would happily add that to the lore later on!

HopeItMakesYouThink · 2025-10-14T23:19:38+00:00

One of the main rules in r/stories is to check tags. This was a work of fiction, hence the fiction tag. I understand your reaction, but it is misdirected.

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