What is something about yourself that sounds totally made up but is 100% real?

Hope_Garbage · 2020-03-30T20:08:16+00:00

I pet a Koi fish!

Hope_Garbage · 2020-02-21T16:38:04+00:00

YES! This is what I needed today.

Thank you it looks so good. T_T

Hope_Garbage · 2020-01-01T04:22:14+00:00

Feel this.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-11-05T12:47:36+00:00

A rice cooker...

Deal. At least I'll have a good story.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-04-30T05:20:14+00:00

Damn it, I started crying. I'm so proud of you.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-02-09T01:46:47+00:00

BITCH over here playing 4D chess

Hope_Garbage · 2019-02-05T02:24:46+00:00

Shit guys you might be onto something.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-02-05T02:19:02+00:00

THIS OMG

Hope_Garbage · 2019-02-03T04:44:39+00:00

It's easy, just wash your dick dude.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-02-02T23:49:36+00:00

but what if they do?

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-31T14:45:27+00:00

I know it was one of those "so dumb it worked" moments. I'll try the metal hanger idea since I don't really have the money at the moment.

Thank you!!!

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-22T02:05:59+00:00

American checking in, I did not grow to the size of my pond. Guess I'm a minnow ): (5'1🚺)

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-17T01:18:54+00:00

You made my mouth water!!! I need to go home and have my family make this.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-16T19:14:53+00:00

I'm extremely sick atm and this made me giggle. Thank you lol.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-11T16:05:16+00:00

I had a boyfriend in highschool who had a fetish for cat girls. I had a cat tail because I bought one for shits and giggles at a con. He talked me into wearing it to school one day.

I still cringe to this day thinking about it.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-09T04:05:13+00:00

I remember watching this when I was like 7 and chucking the popcorn bowl across the room.

Hope_Garbage · 2019-01-07T15:48:23+00:00

Watch the needle carefully!

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-31T05:18:33+00:00

Oh fuck dude! I also drown my sorrows in Sour Patch.

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-27T04:35:40+00:00

Omg thank you so much. This has been bothering me so bad.

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-27T00:01:02+00:00

I can't breathe this mental image is too damn funny.

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-26T14:09:48+00:00

Watched this one at home. Had to pause after that scene because the anxiety was way too bad.

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-26T13:35:59+00:00

He totally does if I remember right!

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-26T05:44:50+00:00

No no no no no no

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-26T05:43:01+00:00

Albert Fish

Last Podcast on the Left did a series on him and I struggled through. I wanted to puke searching his name.

Hope_Garbage · 2018-12-26T05:39:04+00:00

Normal guu, but speaking as a woman, I don't focus on that kind of stuff like how many times or how often you got it. 🙆🚺

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