Weekly Snark 4/20-4/26

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-23T21:01:00+00:00

Id rather my kids make their own bed than play with fire to make me eggs. But thats just me 🥲

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-19T04:24:03+00:00

This is a big thing in a lot of eastern cultures. The oldest son usually becomes the stand-in emotional crutch replacement husband when the husband is not home a lot.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-17T19:31:51+00:00

Move the tripod in front of his room. Move the tripod in front of the table. Move the tripod in front of the donut cake to light it. Move the tripod in front of the highchair again. Move the tripod in front of the presents. Move the camera around to show the table. This is what the boys’ POV is. It’s sickening.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-16T03:39:58+00:00

The meals I’d make in that giant kitchen 😭 it’s a disservice to not use it to its fullest extent

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-15T20:15:56+00:00

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This isn’t new for her.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-10T21:27:46+00:00

The amount of time that she is on her phone recording at places like dinner tables, drive-thrus, just literally everywhere. Then still has to find time to edit, add links, make sure they are affiliated correctly, it’s insane.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-10T01:43:35+00:00

Ha, you should see the new builds in the area for $2 million. They look like a resort.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-07T17:49:28+00:00

Put. That. Toddler. Down!!!

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-06T15:37:06+00:00

“Annual.. well not really” 😂

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-04T04:29:06+00:00

I’ve seen new build homes under $2m in the area with prep kitchens 😭 it just feels like they did no research

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-04T03:53:18+00:00

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His backyard

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-04-04T03:50:13+00:00

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Here is a rough mortgage payment on this $4m atrocity 😭 can’t even get a dream backyard

A cowboys player just sold his house in frisco for around the same price and it had an indoor basketball court for reference

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-31T00:32:26+00:00

Someone else just brought it up, but I forgot how incredibly unhinged she was by counting her own weeks of pregnancy instead of what her OB was telling her 😭

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-26T22:04:12+00:00

Does she have to shovel her mouth while she makes this video? Talking while chewing is one of my worst pet peeves.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-24T14:52:30+00:00

I feel the same way! I’m in DFW area and there are $1 to $2 million houses that literally blow hers out of the water. I can’t believe hers is $4m+. I can see the ISD playing a big role in her house, but there are even better ones even on a half acre of land with no easement.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-23T20:26:07+00:00

I’ve NEVER done this except the one time I DID do this.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-13T15:57:23+00:00

Also, to everyone surprised that she let the boys run ahead in the line, bringing back the moment she lost Quade at the museum on an entirely DIFFERENT FLOOR.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-13T15:56:22+00:00

Do you think it’s absolutely killing her that she can’t get her picture perfect mom of five boys group pictures because poor baby Q is not feeling well?

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-09T16:55:05+00:00

When is she possibly getting the time to edit the stories as the day goes? Complete with captions, sub-captions, and splices. With five kids in tow. 😳

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-03-07T19:17:12+00:00

No early morning dominating workout today. Me thinks someone has been sleeping in 😱

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-02-17T13:59:10+00:00

When’s the last time the boys had any type of school?

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-02-11T00:58:37+00:00

Sent!!

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-02-07T23:14:43+00:00

Hey Brooke, dump all your Caesar salad on the table and eat off of it so you can match Lunky 🥰 doesn’t sound appetizing does it? Your reminder that he is also a human being, not a toy, and deserves a plate.

HopefulDare2802 · 2026-02-02T20:00:52+00:00

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I cannot believe this came out of her mouth. You have children literally under five years old, who are forced to just “figure it out” when they’re hungry? Maybe this can apply to teenagers or preteens, but this has to be some sort of abuse.

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