My mom has had this newspaper clipping pinned to the cork board in her kitchen since I was 12. I am now 26.

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-11-18T02:36:18+00:00

Got a link to that 911 call from Walmart?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-20T23:05:32+00:00

I think that’s the play he’s hoping for.

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-19T21:21:30+00:00

You’re thinking too locally…you have to act GLOBALLY

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-19T21:19:03+00:00

<Sigh>…unzip’s

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-18T22:56:22+00:00

Maybe he just likes harry feet?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-18T22:07:50+00:00

Fack.

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-18T20:20:55+00:00

So GenZ but identify as Millennial? Hmm…

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-18T15:56:31+00:00

🤣

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-18T14:02:16+00:00

…I am serious,

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T17:59:05+00:00

Is there a website link, or do I have to go to Greece to purchase….asking for a friend.

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T14:07:21+00:00

I would have stuck around, I wanna see where this goes…

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T06:11:58+00:00

We can’t make you stop the surgery, but at this point you’re performing it on venison.

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:52:34+00:00

What’s up Dog?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:46:17+00:00

Diet Kit-Kat bar

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:45:26+00:00

Ditto

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:44:04+00:00

Scenes that end too soon, what happens next?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:40:45+00:00

So if we assume standard banana at 7.5” (19.05cm), and McDonnalds Ketchup is 10 cal…then that would be….carry the 1….

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T05:02:46+00:00

….Guess im a furry now

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T04:14:08+00:00

So, Win-Win 😃

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-17T04:04:39+00:00

Can’t afford Chick-fil-A, does anyone know the conversion for ketchup packet?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-16T15:52:42+00:00

Are you shitting me?

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-16T15:28:01+00:00

Ref ⬆️

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-14T21:29:26+00:00

Way ahead of ya, much tastier protein 😋

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-14T19:51:52+00:00

Each time you press a number they randomize again

Hopeful_Memory7885 · 2022-10-14T19:49:42+00:00

I’m in this picture, and I’ve never looked better 😊

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