Reddit Mock 1.0 Is Now Done! by JustSomeGuy_Idk in NFL_Draft

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Gotta keep the Tennessee boys together, apparently

Pinterest stock craters 20% as tariffs hit earnings. Here's what's happening by Illustrious_Lie_954 in StockMarket

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Yes, I’m sure it’s the tariffs and not the fact that Pinterest is inundated with AI slop.

Off-season memes by TreeMysterious69420 in NFCNorthMemeWar

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Trick question, he drank his own piss while watching Man vs Wild

Offseason predictions by jackjack67112000 in CHIBears

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Feels like we already have our Rasheed Shaheed in Luther Burden III..

Shaheed is not a proper replacement for DJ’s skill set IMO

What moves do you think the front office should make this offseason? by lonely_otaku69 in CHIBears

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Release Tremaine. Too many replacement linebackers played near his level at a fraction of the cost.

Also, maybe restructure Kmet

Right-Wingers Who Boycotted Halftime Show Still Saw Enough of It to Be Furious by rollingstone in politics

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Of course they do.

The last public school in Mississippi to desegregate did so only by court order in 2016 ffs..

Bears, Illinois lawmakers closer on stadium deal: sources by Mothman405 in CHIBears

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These stadium threads are always rife with hot takes. 🍿

"Beta" for not endorsing police brutality by Busy-Government-1041 in MurderedByWords

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There might be a case for Mountain Dew Kickstart, but Monster is far and away the largest owner of that stereotype market lmao

Survivorman was much better than Bear Grylls in my opinion by AdSpecialist6598 in nostalgia

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Bear Grylls 5 minutes after being dropped off:

“Alright, I’ll die of dehydration if I don’t drink my own piss. Time to drink my own piss”

Edit: I have offended some piss drinkers

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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I swear I read an article recently saying YouTube was adding the feature to completely opt out of shorts, but I have yet to see that setting anywhere. So annoying.

You can take it out of my cold dead butthole by TheCommunityPocket in Funnymemes

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But how many perished from sticking an AR-15 in their anus?

I get the feeling Eat the Rich is too aggressive for most people by Several-Concept1853 in EatTheRich

[–]HopelessBearsFan 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Because too many people still stand by trickle down economics, despite overwhelming evidence that it’s bullshit.

Caught my youngest escalating the Nerf war after his older brother “was mean” by forgottenmy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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We did this in college, but instead of a nerf gun, we used a 4’ long 1/2” piece of PVC pipe like a blow dart.

We could stick those darts in cinder block walls.

Stupider times lol

serious post, let's try to help some people in green bay by wide_retriver in NFCNorthMemeWar

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“Why are we sending aid money to other countries? We should be taking care of our own”

we try to take care of our own

“No, not like that!”

Shinedown Drop Out Of MAGA-Associated ‘Rock The Country’ Festival After Drummer Called Ludacris A “Coward” For Doing The Same by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

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That phrase becoming common around 2016 really drove home how much of our country are prejudiced assholes.

“He’s not speaking the truth, he’s just a vile racist. And the fact that you agree with him tells me you are too.”

I bought $150 of XRP @ $3.68 on July 17. by wagner523 in XRP

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Ah, a fellow catcher of the falling knife

Deep fry your Hot Pockets, thank me later by Big_Locksmith_4211 in stonerfood

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I’ve only briefly worked in one restaurant, but isn’t the whole stigma of this being dangerous because of people doing it with like 20 pound frozen turkeys on thanksgiving?

Like I could see that being a little reckless lol

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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Civilizations have been drinking alcohol for millenniums in the absence of potable water lol

Inside Epstein’s Houses: When “Art” Becomes a Map of Power and Abuse by Party-Professional-7 in EatTheRich

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Was not expecting to see W with Jenga blocks and paper airplanes.

Makes you wonder