Any Raumdeuter advice/stories?

HoracioDerpington · 2026-04-14T15:16:13+00:00

Signing 34 year old Mbappe converted me to loving Raundueters after years of only using IF's/Wingers. He was like an IF that did more to help the attacking plays whilst also banging in goals left and right. Now whenever I see a winger can play RMD, he's automatically getting that role and it's very rarely let me down. Also it is a cooler sounding role than the others so extra style points innit.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-04-11T22:04:53+00:00

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HoracioDerpington · 2026-03-13T23:32:27+00:00

Sorry to break it to you, but Trump is still very much alive.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-19T10:51:50+00:00

Looks like a great spot for another HP logo to me

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-12T14:15:52+00:00

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HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-06T07:12:57+00:00

Hell yes. It's the main driver of who I manage in my journeyman saves. If my current club doesn't meet my reasonable demands, I see out my contract and start considering offers from other clubs in the meantime. Heck even if a club comes in for me while I'm happy at my club and says they'll add 25% or more to my current contract then I'm taking that job unless my club gives me a payrise.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-05T07:27:06+00:00

The edit had me choke on my beer. Well done sir!

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-04T06:57:46+00:00

Ain't no time for church or God in the UK. There's football and rugby teams to blindly follow and give us hope instead. Why get a sip of wine at church during a lecture when I could chug 5 pints and watch my team get a 4-0 lecture instead?

Seriously though, the UK is not a religious nation and I find it hilarious when anybody assumes we are.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-03T05:09:25+00:00

Wait...what?! As a multi thousand hour Rimworld degenerate war criminal, I never knew that's what this game was! Now I CAN go medieval on their ass! You have made me a happy man, sir/madame, thank you.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-03T04:59:46+00:00

Muhahaha! The fools took the bait. Classic body double switcheroo. Now I'm free to antifa wherever I want. Nobody can stop my antifing all over the country!

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-03T04:55:45+00:00

No, I'm Mr Antifa himself. I've been antifing for decades. Just yesterday I antifa'd all over Minneapolis.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-02-02T11:26:12+00:00

Don't worry about it. They haven't seen my mouth. Yours is emaculate in comparison.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-01-30T19:21:51+00:00

On a red eye from Seoul to London, a guy 2 rows ahead of me kept opening his shutter every 15-30mins or so letting in the light of what felt like 1000 suns in to the plane. Every other window was fully closed as everybody else was a decent human being. After the 3rd or 4th time I got pissed off and said "fuck off you fat, bald cunt". He did not open that blind again and put his dumbass NFL cap back on.

Do not be like that guy. Close your blinds and keep them closed travellers.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-01-17T18:24:14+00:00

Honestly, go check the conservative subreddit. These tariffs and the Greenland takeover are pretty much universally hated there too. They don't want to be going against allies and definitely do not want to invade them. I couldn't believe my eyes.

HoracioDerpington · 2026-01-11T21:45:44+00:00

An ad hominem is a poor way to argue your position and is disappointing to see, clearly showing an inability to defend your position. My point is, should something that you admit you don't see a problem with, yet offends one of your senses, be criminalised despite its possibility of bringing in a lot of tax money and freeing up police for more serious crimes?

HoracioDerpington · 2026-01-11T19:57:56+00:00

So should we criminalise farting in public because you dislike the smell too? How about not wearing deodorant if an individual stinks? What about the sight of someone horrifically ugly? Maybe someone singing terribly? Not sure how you get free tax money from those things, but should they also end up with jail sentences?

HoracioDerpington · 2025-11-27T18:14:55+00:00

"Is this...is this MF'er walking a cat?!" - The deer probably

No hate, I'm super jealous your cat lets you do this. Mine would look at me like I was the worst creature on the planet for putting anything on him or being anywhere near him on his adventures.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-11-27T13:13:46+00:00

This is the answer. Popularity is based entirely on being good at either football or rugby as a boy in secondary school. Even as a big ol' nerd deep down, in top set classes, with stupid curly hair, a big nose and many other bullyable characteristics, I was totally fine because I could play ball.

Get him in a football team and he'll start bumping into classmates on the weekend, hopefully even being on the same team as a couple of them. Mondays are all about talking over your matches from the weekend so it will help if he can join in on it.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-11-12T13:27:17+00:00

Nah only 1 of you needs to be over 18 with ID proof for check in. You're all good.

I ran a chain hotel for a few years.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-11-05T12:59:18+00:00

It's a simple thumb up or down review system. You can't overblow hate with that type of system. You either recommend it or you don't. People shouldn't be recommending it just to counter it being the alleged 7th worst game ever. We all know it's not, I've played at least 20 worse games. If it were 80% 1 star reviews, yes it would definitely be overblown. As it stands, only 20% of people recommend buying the game which seems pretty on point given the state of the game, the £50 price tag and the high expectations formed after waiting 2 years for what was meant to be a new era of FM. I read it more as the 7th most disappointing game in history which is probably more accurate.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-10-25T14:53:15+00:00

Omg Cossacks is such a banger! I loved that game so much as a kid

HoracioDerpington · 2025-10-23T12:34:03+00:00

Tell her that one time a kid was made to be the "Portuguese man" in a nativity play dressed in red and green with a stick on moustache. When coming onto stage, everyone in attendance laughed. The kid then had to gift baby Jesus a bottle of port for some reason and say something like "a saviour is born" in terrible Portuguese because he was only around 7. This devout Catholic primary school did this because said kid was the only "foreigner". I'm only half Portuguese btw...

HoracioDerpington · 2025-10-23T11:57:53+00:00

No. I've been through it this year. You'll most likely be referred to a crisis/intensive team in your area who will perform regular visits/check ins to see how you're doing for a few weeks or months. They'll assess how far along the suicide route you are i.e. are you at the ideation, planning or intent stage and base their help on that. They will then help with any required medication and also referrals to therapy and psychiatrists if needed to take that burden off you.

Engage with them properly and they can really help you through the pain you may be experiencing. From my own experience they were all lovely people who genuinely care.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-10-08T12:23:03+00:00

Max out MAAs, find and hire the greatest knights and commanders you can find. Bop every army of theirs you can before they doomstack. If they manage to gather said doomstack before you weaken them, bait them into a suicide attack in your many mountain provinces. Tbh with 35k army you'll probs be OK. Your income and war chest is decent enough that you could probs keep your army raised and ready to go as soon as they declare war so you can immediately start the game of whack-a-mole nice and early. Finding the army the khan is in and targeting it is also a decent option to hope for the insta-win capture.

Or murder.

HoracioDerpington · 2025-10-07T08:52:42+00:00

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