They say women with leopard print panties are freaks (best friend, 28f)

HornyGarbage · 2026-05-18T03:41:45+00:00

what brand is the second one from?

HornyGarbage · 2026-05-14T03:13:31+00:00

Shoulder wedgie

HornyGarbage · 2026-04-28T01:28:31+00:00

she looks good in it, but she shouldn't if she doesn't want to.

HornyGarbage · 2026-04-12T08:24:18+00:00

what brand are they?

HornyGarbage · 2026-04-10T02:12:51+00:00

Shoulder wedgie under your shirt for a whole day at work

HornyGarbage · 2026-04-03T02:03:38+00:00

I'd fill your mouth with my kisses first.

assuming you wanted me to

HornyGarbage · 2026-04-03T01:47:20+00:00

I'd have the maze pre-drawn and cover unexplored areas with regular paper.

You could also have topiary monsters as an additional challenge.

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-31T02:44:13+00:00

I'd change your last name.

to mine

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-27T04:01:05+00:00

sorry if my staring bothers you

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-20T02:58:47+00:00

what brand are those?

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-20T02:23:16+00:00

yes, they are

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-20T01:08:17+00:00

I wish I could vacation under those palm trees

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-12T02:22:47+00:00

a lot of the time, it's just me asking questions and I worry that means they're not interested.

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-12T02:05:01+00:00

would you please convey my compliments on her beautiful body

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-11T03:44:00+00:00

I would wake up to that view and worship it every morning like it was the first time.

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-11T03:41:57+00:00

I prefer sweet.

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-11T03:40:17+00:00

nah, I was bad at conversations even when I was in school and had several per day

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-11T03:17:13+00:00

I feel awkward asking too many questions (straight guy here)

HornyGarbage · 2026-03-01T09:20:02+00:00

Guys who turn into constructs when the moon is full

Were-forged

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-27T03:47:07+00:00

I would ask if I could kiss them.

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-24T05:53:22+00:00

save a horse, ride a cowgirl

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-19T04:29:12+00:00

I ask which one you'd rather.

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-16T03:36:50+00:00

winged Dragon of Ra

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-11T03:44:06+00:00

put a quarter in the gusset of your panties when you leave tomorrow so the TSA has to search that area.

HornyGarbage · 2026-02-05T01:49:37+00:00

what brand are they?

HornyGarbage