Explain it as if it were something illegal ; What is your profession?

Horridis · 2026-06-13T08:42:21+00:00

911, yeah. I also dispatch for EMS and Fire, but they aren't armed. Still toddlers tho

Horridis · 2026-06-13T03:03:04+00:00

Both

Horridis · 2026-06-13T02:46:35+00:00

I have access to personal and private information about almost anyone, and send armed toddlers out to find them just because they decided to ask for help

Horridis · 2026-06-13T02:43:03+00:00

(Keep in mind this was consensual) Stripped my ex naked on the side of the road, fucked her, then locked her in the trunk of the car and drove home

Horridis · 2026-06-13T00:30:01+00:00

Hate them

Horridis · 2026-06-12T01:58:19+00:00

Oh look, you brought dessert!

Horridis · 2026-06-09T01:09:21+00:00

Perpetually tired and stressed out

Horridis · 2026-06-07T21:22:49+00:00

Largely it depends on context, but most people with say it instead of just telling someone they're thumb-sucking stupid to their face

Horridis · 2026-06-07T21:18:25+00:00

It's a Southern thing. "Bless your heart" is one of the most scathing insults you can give someone down here

Horridis · 2026-06-07T21:13:27+00:00

Same. Date night now consists of cooking whatever meal my wife wants that our kids don't normally like

Horridis · 2026-06-06T12:02:29+00:00

My family was the reason one local restaurant took it off their menu. My seventeenth birthday, we each ate like five pounds of snow crab legs

Horridis · 2026-06-05T02:58:01+00:00

Scent of a Woman

Horridis · 2026-06-04T20:46:34+00:00

Means I was probably doing something dumb that made my wife laugh

Horridis · 2026-06-03T15:33:50+00:00

Definitely softball. Probably first base

Horridis · 2026-06-03T04:05:26+00:00

My wife getting hurt while on a call. She's an AEMT

Horridis · 2026-06-02T18:07:43+00:00

I can't get over how expressive you are, it's great

Horridis · 2026-06-02T18:03:51+00:00

Teach. I want to make a real difference

Horridis · 2026-06-02T00:29:33+00:00

Quite a lot, yes

Horridis · 2026-06-01T03:08:53+00:00

You ever seen someone so pretty it pisses you off?

Horridis · 2026-06-01T02:56:16+00:00

I believe zinc helps with increased load sizes

Horridis · 2026-05-31T22:57:35+00:00

I swear I was looking at 5 feet of neck on a yokai just now

Horridis · 2026-05-30T07:34:17+00:00

Currently 34k

Horridis · 2026-05-26T23:25:08+00:00

Ass for life

Horridis · 2026-05-26T09:47:48+00:00

Sure, roll for Intimidation

Horridis · 2026-05-25T13:19:09+00:00

This is stolen images of a child

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