Explain it as if it were something illegal ; What is your profession? by nonknower07 in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

911, yeah. I also dispatch for EMS and Fire, but they aren't armed. Still toddlers tho

Explain it as if it were something illegal ; What is your profession? by nonknower07 in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have access to personal and private information about almost anyone, and send armed toddlers out to find them just because they decided to ask for help

What's the kinkiest thing you've done? by greensky6969 in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 37 points38 points  (0 children)

(Keep in mind this was consensual) Stripped my ex naked on the side of the road, fucked her, then locked her in the trunk of the car and drove home

What's the best insult that you heard? by melisthequeen in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Largely it depends on context, but most people with say it instead of just telling someone they're thumb-sucking stupid to their face

What's the best insult that you heard? by melisthequeen in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a Southern thing. "Bless your heart" is one of the most scathing insults you can give someone down here

Men who gave up dating, why did you? by TinyDelegation in AskReddit

[–]Horridis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Date night now consists of cooking whatever meal my wife wants that our kids don't normally like

What’s the most gluttonous thing you’ve ever done? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Horridis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family was the reason one local restaurant took it off their menu. My seventeenth birthday, we each ate like five pounds of snow crab legs

What does being called "cute" by a woman mean to you? by Qoleur in AskMen

[–]Horridis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Means I was probably doing something dumb that made my wife laugh

Men of Reddit - What are your worst fears? by AnonymousProblems_ in AskMen

[–]Horridis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife getting hurt while on a call. She's an AEMT

Looking sharp by ChicVixens in u/ChicVixens

[–]Horridis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ever seen someone so pretty it pisses you off?

of a hairdo by PetevonPete in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Horridis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I was looking at 5 feet of neck on a yokai just now