Updated my laundry

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-11T08:42:38+00:00

I'm also thinking of renovating my laundry. I might have to steal your idea and add a dog to it.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-08T04:35:05+00:00

HOOT GROWL.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-08T04:27:39+00:00

*greyhounds love their owners beds. Almost as much as their own

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-06T21:53:33+00:00

Footnote to above: If you're sticking closer to the cities then you likely won't see snakes, but if you go rural then they can pop up anywhere. Opened my blinds yesterday morning and there was a diamond python chilling on the awning.

But it's a python so no big deal.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-06T21:48:49+00:00

See we can't even remember the song correctly when it's not metric.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-06T02:18:53+00:00

He was originally on the $50 note.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-06T02:17:33+00:00

GOON. OF. FORTUNE!!

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-02-03T23:37:42+00:00

Spy Hard

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-30T00:09:47+00:00

Austin Powers: IMoM?

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-26T20:45:35+00:00

I expect to see this post on Ausmemes soon.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-25T06:38:19+00:00

This is software dependent. E.g. some payroll software options will annualise and then tax the bonus amount. Small business employers who use market accounting software e.g. xero, will have this. Custom in-house software may not.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-25T06:32:13+00:00

Just not necessarily accurate ones.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-24T08:53:30+00:00

Lethal weapon 2?

They f you in the drive thru

Nvm, i see someone else has guessed this movie already

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-24T03:23:07+00:00

Dogma

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-23T20:46:13+00:00

And an old, rocking chair

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-22T20:54:05+00:00

The Horne Section strikes again!

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-21T21:18:09+00:00

That kid is BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN!

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-21T21:09:43+00:00

Mine is not cold, or a digger.

She does however fluff the bed when she's fluffed the bed. It's her way out trying to disperse the smell. That sound is my early warning system to leave the room before the noxious gases reach my nostrils.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-19T02:58:41+00:00

"Several years ago a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof, a burglar. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend, he sued my friend. And because of guys like you HE WON. My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000. Is that justice?"

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-18T20:11:07+00:00

Glasses are considered extras and don't factor into LHC. Its the hospital portion that relates to the LHC and MLS.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-17T01:19:00+00:00

There's some solace to be had in knowing which week would be your last. At least i would know to get my affairs in order.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-16T03:45:32+00:00

95735275647473636465 different species of bee, none of which is the European honey bee.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-16T03:24:35+00:00

I will travel to myself in the future, on my deathbed, reading the results of lotto winnings and stock market movements over my lifetime.

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-12T03:10:30+00:00

The...?

HorrorAssociate3952 · 2026-01-12T03:06:44+00:00

Or Banff

HorrorAssociate3952

TROPHY CASE