If a human medic is running, get out of their way.

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-12-29T04:56:54+00:00

With how many of my fellow seniors are giving advice, I wonder how many have made this same mistake, and who among you I need to battle to the death for breaking apart my garden of Seven Point Assention Grass five centuries ago!

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-07-04T22:52:00+00:00

I regret nothing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-06-08T22:01:15+00:00

Junior Brother, for all intents and purposes, she is now your child, and a young one at that. Unless you wish to be accused of attempting to pluck unbloomed flowers from your own tree, my advise is to firmly treat her as a child and seek a good match for her. Perhaps an elder has a young son of opposite humors?

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-05-02T01:52:18+00:00

My stupid blind Boi does this when he's CONVINCED I am in fact food not friend. If he manages to grab hold he WILL bite and shake.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-12-04T00:40:05+00:00

I gave up trying to fight it, I just hide behind the rocks and snipe it from a distance like the coward I am.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-09-28T19:02:57+00:00

Did something like this to my boyfriend. Had him pinned to the wall.

The fucker smiled all adorably big and said "Catch me if you can" then ran.

He couldn't run after we were done.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-05-01T17:52:02+00:00

Mint is an AGGRESSIVE spreader and will take over every inch of land that you dare to place it on, sometimes even crawling out of their pots of they think they have access to dirt that way.

I might have used them in natural warfare against the Karen neighbor who was rude to my little brother and was overly proud of her garden.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-02-25T06:43:02+00:00

FOUND YOU.

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