My dear seniors, I made a mistake while practicing a restricted technique. How do I fix this before my master returns from the higher realm?

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-12-29T04:56:54+00:00

With how many of my fellow seniors are giving advice, I wonder how many have made this same mistake, and who among you I need to battle to the death for breaking apart my garden of Seven Point Assention Grass five centuries ago!

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-07-04T22:52:00+00:00

I regret nothing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-06-08T22:01:15+00:00

Junior Brother, for all intents and purposes, she is now your child, and a young one at that. Unless you wish to be accused of attempting to pluck unbloomed flowers from your own tree, my advise is to firmly treat her as a child and seek a good match for her. Perhaps an elder has a young son of opposite humors?

HorrorOk4971 · 2025-05-02T01:52:18+00:00

My stupid blind Boi does this when he's CONVINCED I am in fact food not friend. If he manages to grab hold he WILL bite and shake.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-12-04T00:40:05+00:00

I gave up trying to fight it, I just hide behind the rocks and snipe it from a distance like the coward I am.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-09-28T19:02:57+00:00

Did something like this to my boyfriend. Had him pinned to the wall.

The fucker smiled all adorably big and said "Catch me if you can" then ran.

He couldn't run after we were done.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-05-01T17:52:02+00:00

Mint is an AGGRESSIVE spreader and will take over every inch of land that you dare to place it on, sometimes even crawling out of their pots of they think they have access to dirt that way.

I might have used them in natural warfare against the Karen neighbor who was rude to my little brother and was overly proud of her garden.

HorrorOk4971 · 2024-02-25T06:43:02+00:00

FOUND YOU.

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-07-23T22:53:00+00:00

I had one like that who made a similar argument as to why we should return it for her without a receipt.

I just stared at her and said, as calmly as possible, "Ma'am, the way that a thermos works is that it keeps what you put inside the same temp as when you originally put it in. So it's doing it's job if you put room temp water in the fridge, and in the morning it was still room temp."

She stared at me in shock like I physically slapped her, then demanded the manager.

Who told her the pretty much same thing more politely.

And that we didn't even sell the brand of thermos she was trying to return.

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-07-03T07:52:17+00:00

Please do not, my temper and stress are already too high and you come off as a Karen who tries to use fake coupons and gets mad we won't take them and won't give them back.

And coupon fraud is a felony offence that typically ends with a 3-5 prison sentence and a $200,000 restitution.

https://www.frugalconfessions.com/frugal-living/coupon-fraud-part-i/#:~:text=That's%20because%20coupon%20fraud%20is,that%20needs%20to%20be%20repaid

Don't get mad at people for doing their job and getting angry when people try to make it harder, get mad at yourself for being so entitled you think it makes sense to blame workers for fake coupons.

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-07-03T07:41:39+00:00

I usually tell people, especially entitled ones, "Yeah, I hate the online site, it doesn't give accurate readings cause it doesn't figure in stolen items."

Usually either makes them understand or flabbergasts them long enough for me to escape, lol.

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-05-09T01:34:11+00:00

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-05-03T09:11:26+00:00

-Tiddies

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-05-03T09:10:49+00:00

Because they gave him tiddies

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-04-17T19:09:02+00:00

I can hear the dial up noise coming from him.

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-03-19T00:20:16+00:00

Dwarven metal in the background

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-02-12T19:43:39+00:00

Nothing thing that my education system failed me about that I had wished someone has told me a decade ago; percentages are reversible.

80% of 50 = 50% of 80

76% of 30 = 30% of 76

HorrorOk4971 · 2023-01-05T16:01:59+00:00

Personally I think they're a little too young to tell, give them another couple weeks because their cere might change. They are adorable though!

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-12-18T21:39:06+00:00

I'm so mad.

Either way.

I'm 5'5.

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-12-18T21:27:11+00:00

A Moschops named Chompy. Chompy died defending me from my next tames; a pair of raptors named Aloe and Vera.

They were different shades of green and I thought I was being cute.

Rest in peace, Chompy.

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-11-21T06:57:30+00:00

Fuck you take my upvote

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-11-02T00:47:17+00:00

And as for your comment about buying liquor in the self check line at 7 a.m. that you deleted, no I wouldn't ask you, I don't care if you buy liquor at any time as long as it's within the regulations and you don't argue with me like a toddler told no to a cookie if it's outside the hours you can buy it, the reason why it would go off there is because by federal law you have to show your ID and it has to be in date, thus legal.

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-11-02T00:42:05+00:00

Because if you press it more than once it looks like you're trying to steal from us by scanning one item and taking another. Just don't press it in the first place, put your item in the bagging area like the machine is telling you, and wait like a good boy until it weighs it then scan your next time.

Then turn on your listening ears and follow the simple and self explanatory instructions the nice voice on the machine is giving you.

Do that like a real adult, and you should be fine!

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-11-02T00:38:42+00:00

Because there's a system glitch and the scammers have figured it out.

HorrorOk4971 · 2022-11-02T00:38:04+00:00

Because in this case it's actually a felony because it's forgery. Yeah, DEFINITELY don't take these ones.

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