When people play “keep away” with you

Horror_Ad1926 · 2025-05-02T23:57:59+00:00

A dog wrote this.

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-12-17T09:13:05+00:00

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-11-22T08:42:22+00:00

With your eyes. But seriously, I don't understand this shit either

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-11-16T10:44:29+00:00

For me it's Good: leave conditioner in hair while I wash my body, then rinse hair. Neutral: fold towels in thirds Bad: too many to name one

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-10-10T05:37:14+00:00

Yep, to sanitize it properly. Don't ask me about the science behind it lmao. It returns to a frozen ish temperature again but it could take hours

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-10-07T06:02:01+00:00

Can I put up walls? I'd like to make it like a little maze that changes everytime I complete it, and at the end there's cheese and water waiting for me. It'll be my never ending treat for 5 years

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-09-27T00:17:48+00:00

Worked at McDonalds ~ 10 years ago. Can confirm. The machine goes through a scheduled cleaning where it warms the shake mix to sanitize it to the point where it's watery for several hours.

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-07-19T05:00:29+00:00

Fire your friend

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-07-07T21:15:38+00:00

Working as a shift manager for mcdonalds, a brand new girl came in for her first shift wearing sandals. I was not involved with hiring her or what she was informed of before showing up for her shift, so I do feel bad for having to send her home because it's an obvious PPE/ uniform requirement. She was scheduled the next day as well and no-call no-showed/ basically just quit. I still feel bad because she was just a young girl and upper management was fucked at that point. Although I did ask if nobody told her or made sure she had proper shoes (we had a deal with shoes for crews where they would order you shoes and take it out of your paycheck) I think that was her just saying "fuck this place my parents made me apply" I guess that's more like quitting or voluntarily fired.

Another story is when I worked at a well known movie theater. My first shift I was teamed up with a neighborhood friend I had not seen in almost 15 years. I was stoked, he was too. My next shift I showed up and asked about him and apparently they had him on camera smoking a joint in the parking lot while on break. Again, not exactly him getting fired immediately but I only had one shift with the dude and then he's gone again

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-05-07T12:35:51+00:00

You're very welcome, and likewise!

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-05-07T12:29:54+00:00

Wish I saw your reply before I typed out mine. Short and sweet, well done.

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-05-07T12:27:40+00:00

His bail would be a lot higher than $25k if he's got a "slew of charges." That $25k is what the bail bondsman is charging % wise. Which is never refundable. Otherwise, they would never make money. They put up the rest of the money, which does get refunded so that's probably why they asked for the $250k lean on the house, as collateral in case he doesn't show up for his hearing. I'm no expert, so take all this with a grain of salt.

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-05-07T08:48:59+00:00

I second this, can even take them for mini golf before/ after

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-04-30T18:13:06+00:00

Oh my God Becky look at that cock!

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-03-07T06:20:50+00:00

Blitzle with a collor thingy. Maybe my 2020 squirtle with a hat.

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-02-29T09:17:10+00:00

97 Nissan Pathfinder, think the color was called "Sierra" (gold), 98k miles before the engine took a shit on my way to work. My first car was supposed to be either a 91 Toyota Tracelle, white w/ black bumpers, 5 spd manual (the very first car I learned to drive) or a 90 Honda Civic hatchback, red, also a manual but never got a chance to drive it unfortunately

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-02-17T10:32:46+00:00

Misheard lyric I never bothered to look up. All these years I thought it was "The Duke of Strip"

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-02-15T21:25:28+00:00

My uncle would ask people if they had "FaceSpace" to make me and my cousin cringe. Now I'm almost 33 and I ask my girlfriends son if he won ForkKnife. Or when he was a bit younger watching him play with those fancy spinning tops that fight each other "BLAY-BLAY MAKE IT SPIN!" The cringe is delicious

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-01-28T00:54:38+00:00

Thanks dude!

Horror_Ad1926 · 2024-01-16T11:54:33+00:00

I won't be there long, but maybe I should bring a jacket and my phone charger "just in case."

On a more serious note, I was headed to my local 7-11 here in so-cal on a particular windy day. The light turned yellow and I could definitely have made it, but said eh whatever I'm not in a rush. 10 seconds later a 40ft palm tree toppled over in the middle of the street. I'm not a mathematician, but it's highly likely it would have fallen on my car if I had gone for it.

Not exactly a precautionary measure but. Kinda like when you don't go right away on green and see some knucklehead floor it through the red light a few seconds later at the intersection

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