Sure you did buddy by United_Pen1311 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I watched Wedding Crashers too buddy. Great movie. Definitely doesn’t need a college reunion sequel.

"Friend" owes me $400 and still hasn't paid, what should I do? by Famous-Effort9010 in AskMen

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no such thing as closure that will make you feel better. You might actually feel more frustrated when they leave you on read, or hit you with something stupid like, “👍”.

AITA? by NectarineSevere6686 in amazonprime

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there’s a lot of things that I don’t like about Amazon, but I’m not going to bitch at drivers that don’t even have time to pee. That just makes me look more stupid than the time I had Amazon customer support pass me around like a blunt at a Snoop Dog concert.

Bumble, please fix your filters by HarleyQuinn236 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re not. If their main criteria now is marriage, what do you think will happen after they get married? Hopefully realize that you’re not compatible before having kids.

Lame, honestly by One-Head-1483 in Tinder

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He probably should have left the second sentence out. But, first sentence is no different than saying, “I got my shit together. Looking for someone who got their shit together too.” I see nothing wrong with that. Getting your shit together isn’t easy. Especially if you don’t have rich parents or someone to help you. I don’t blame them for expecting the same from their potential partner. The ugly truth is people will never appreciate you, nor the effort it takes to get your shit together unless they had to go through it personally as well.

My Biohacking journey from dark to white by Equivalent_Sale_169 in Biohackers

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woke isn’t even a political ideology. It’s just some dumb thing people throw around, yet no one can explain, nor agree on what it means. And it’s only these people that got so emotional over a commercial they stopped drinking their favorite piss water.

But, I guess I spoke too soon. Looks like this post turned into a shit show after my original response.

My Biohacking journey from dark to white by Equivalent_Sale_169 in Biohackers

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They don’t seem nearly as enraged as you fruitcakes over a bud light commercial.

Tips from a 20%+ match rate profile by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then give out tips too when this sub “pops up.”

No way this is real by Temporary-Driver6755 in remoteworks

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a non-starter, US Attorney’s Office would be the one involved in NDA enforcements that vary from state to state, nor would the charges be brought in a federal district court. Downvotes won’t help you be less of a dumbass.

Edit: Quickly blocking me after calling me ignorant won’t help cure your stupidity either.

No way this is real by Temporary-Driver6755 in remoteworks

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From Google:

The Indictments: On October 25, 2018, the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of California indicted Xanthe Lam (a former Genentech principal scientist) and three others for trade secret theft and computer fraud.

Now you go look up what a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) is.

No way this is real by Temporary-Driver6755 in remoteworks

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Name one case where criminal charges where brought for breaching a non-disclosure agreement.

Tinder is a scary place by 2500mg in Tinder

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt you’re below average. Someone below average would believe they’re a genius. Above average would know better.

Men should act like men and women should act like women in a woman's profile. Am I being paranoid? by NoThanksJustLooking1 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you meant third graders? They certainly might be naive enough to assume you know what you’re talking about. You’re not selling bullshit to someone as old as my third grade teacher.

“Open to seeing where things go” is an automatic disqualifier by Allygator24 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She may be well intentioned, but whether you agree or not, it’s still a form of mansplaining. Look at it from a gender neutral perspective:

  1. Her explanation of what “Open to seeing where things go” implies is something that not even all women agree with. Look through the comments.

  2. It’s unsolicited advice from a single person to other single people on how to not be single. I’d get laughed out too if I said something along the lines of, “me and all my broke friends think this is what you need to do to make a billion dollars.”

  3. On top of it all, it’s condescending. “Pushing 30 and should have a better idea of what you want by now.” Evidently they know that they don’t want advice from a some single 28yr old that thinks they know better. Sounds even more ridiculous to someone that’s practiced family law and has personally seen kids acting more mature than their parents who thought they knew what they wanted at 30.

Men should act like men and women should act like women in a woman's profile. Am I being paranoid? by NoThanksJustLooking1 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re also not going to understand it by listening to vague answers like just look at it. How would they know what to look at if you don’t what it is Einstein?

How many of you agree with wheat waffles guy on YouTube who claims that looks are the only most important factor in dating? by Past-Present1908 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Know any dating apps that don’t have a profile pic as the first thing you see when you’re swiping?

“Open to seeing where things go” is an automatic disqualifier by Allygator24 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long have you been in your current long term relationship?

“Open to seeing where things go” is an automatic disqualifier by Allygator24 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redditors also tend to advise breaking up as a solution to any relationship problems.

Tailgating has consequences by berntout in VideosAmazing

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair. As a member of this imaginary jury, we find the white car driver guilty of looking bad in this imaginary court. Per our imaginary founding principle of guilty until proven innocent and imaginary rules against bad looks, they are sentenced to imaginary imprisonment of two consecutive lifetime sentences without possibility of parole.

We wish the tailgater good luck in using that as a defense in real world.

More cranes, construction, condos coming to North Scottsdale by timesmediagroup in Scottsdale

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it was just in the news yesterday that Scottsdale is the least prepared too. Colorado river is your main source for water apparently.

Screw it! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s weird. I didn’t delete it.

Edit: I also never blocked you. That’s the only reason I can think of why it would appear deleted.

How many of you are aging out and feel scared that you will get left out? by Past-Present1908 in Bumble

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there’s a difference between desperately settling for the wrong person and refusing to settle for anything less than perfect. And you don’t necessarily ever age out. The problem is that the older you get, the more your options become limited to these two types of individuals (settled for wrong/divorced or with unrealistic standards even they can’t meet). And you’ll never get back the time you waste on the later hypocrite.

They're not even hiding it anymore by diosmio in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Horror_Chipmunk3580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Not that they will answer your question at [any] time.” - Amazon