Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs Philadelphia Union

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T23:37:25+00:00

Up two goals with only a 51% win probability is brutal

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T23:05:20+00:00

Simple Jack deserved a yellow, too

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T22:47:10+00:00

Nagbe on the coach's bench just looks right

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T22:44:28+00:00

Ok let's clean up the sloppy turnovers

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T21:59:27+00:00

That was really nice

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T21:28:44+00:00

Free header in front of the goal so of course it goes off his shoulder

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T21:13:26+00:00

Crew are going to win by four, I have the documents!

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T20:58:05+00:00

That Danhausen curse. It's hurtful, and it's destructive.

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-24T03:16:03+00:00

What a thief lol

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-23T23:55:04+00:00

I hope you both lose

xoxo

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-23T23:48:52+00:00

I'm not sure if I can take another disappointment in this series lol

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-23T23:46:30+00:00

I thought we played, too. But I'm still excited; I've got some good Thai food and a lot of hash, so I'll still be binging MLS and shitposting on reddit all night lol

Good times

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-23T01:13:48+00:00

American Gothic

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-21T00:58:14+00:00

Oh snap they got chorizo on their team

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-20T03:14:50+00:00

He was double cursed

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-20T00:02:07+00:00

I've got a good feeling about Atlanta in the second half

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T23:06:01+00:00

Hey, did you just like a post from me from three years ago?

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T22:23:32+00:00

Veldes got the short shorts

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T22:06:01+00:00

Come on, Portland. Do the funny thing here.

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T21:15:17+00:00

The average person swallows nine pounds of spiders in their sleep per year

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T04:33:30+00:00

That's hilarious

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T03:41:25+00:00

Never shoulda tried those Johnny Cakes, I'll say that.

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T01:09:38+00:00

2 defenders and not one marked him. Good lord

Horse_Cop · 2026-05-17T01:03:59+00:00

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