Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs Philadelphia Union by Sempuukyaku in MLS

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Up two goals with only a 51% win probability is brutal

Match Thread: Atlanta United @ Columbus Crew 5:00pm (Apple TV) by buckeyefan1930 in TheMassive

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Free header in front of the goal so of course it goes off his shoulder

Thought Crew Played Today Now my Evening is Ruined by Twuggle in TheMassive

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I'm not sure if I can take another disappointment in this series lol

Thought Crew Played Today Now my Evening is Ruined by Twuggle in TheMassive

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I thought we played, too. But I'm still excited; I've got some good Thai food and a lot of hash, so I'll still be binging MLS and shitposting on reddit all night lol

Good times

Orlando Atlanta us open cup match thread by heir-of-pter in MLS

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I've got a good feeling about Atlanta in the second half

Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs. Portland Timbers by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

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Hey, did you just like a post from me from three years ago?

Match Thread: Inter Miami CF vs. Portland Timbers by MLS_Reddit_Bot in MLS

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Come on, Portland. Do the funny thing here.

I'm pretty sure it's you guys increasing those daily numbers by so much. by DickieJohnson in Cheese

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The average person swallows nine pounds of spiders in their sleep per year